The stalwarts of snarky at deadspin.com bring us this breakdown of ESP*I*N’s new record for the number of mentions of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow in an hour of programming. It’s mind-boggling.
True story: I was flipping channels the other day and went to ESPN. Tebow was being discussed. I quickly flipped to ESPN2. Tebow was being discussed. I kept flipping to ESPNNews and Tebow was being discussed. I mean….really? A trifecta?
I know his Howard Cosellian level of love/hate response generation is ratings gold, but it is almost as if ESPN is “all in” and is parodying itself at this point.
They love Tebow even more than Tebow loves Tebow (and that is A LOT OF LOVE)…..speaking of……I think BlogHawgs reader and contributor Kris Boyd has hit on the reason *I* get so sick of College Football Baby Jesus–Tebow–he doesn’t practice what he preaches. SEE Matthew 6: 1-8.
I will admit I am grudgingly beginning to believe in divine football intervention. Tebow has had as good of a run of luck as any player in recent NFL history.
At this rate I half expect another “Spygate” scandal to erupt and New England to be forced to forfeit this weekend’s divisional playoff matchup with the Broncos.
Please, God. I am begging you. Make it stop.





SI NFL Players’ Poll: Tim Tebow is the Most Overrated Player in the League
Posted by Adam Butler on October 25, 2012
Interestingly, the 2 players who tied for a very distant 2nd behind Tebow were New York Jets starting quarterback Mark Sanchez and Dallas Cowboys signal caller Tony Romo (Don’t tell Cowboys fans that. They blame anyone and everyone before they will blame Romo for the Cowboys extended run of mediocrity).
A total of 180 players were surveyed by Sports Illustrated for the NFL Players’ Poll.
In addition to voting Tebow the most overrated player in the NFL, the players also opined that rain is wet.
When reached for comment, Tebow said:
“I promise you one thing. A lot of good will come out of this. You will never see another player in the entire country be as overrated as I will be for the rest of the season. You will never see someone push the rest of the team to be overrated as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season. You will never see a team be more overrated than we will be the rest of the season. God Bless.”
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