As Arkansas fans continue to count down the days to the end of a disastrous season, the rest of the College Football World is hitting its stride.
Week 6 is packed with interesting matchups. It’s the kind of slate ESPN likes to assign a cheesy nickname–like “Showdown Saturday”.
In other words, it’s right up a fake Tweeter’s alley.
As fans of the BlogHawgs Twitter Style College Football Weekend Preview know, the only rules for this column are that the fake user names can’t be longer than 15 characters (but may or may or not be registered, already), the Tweets cannot exceed 140 characters, and I have to end each one with a smarmy hash tag.
Just as I have throughout the year, I am going to try to Tweet the (formerly fake) Tweets on our BlogHawgs Twitter account (follow us on Twitter here) in a self-congratulatory effort to generate Twitter followers.
Our Tweeter-in-Chief may or may actually send these out. We feel a hiatus coming on for him. It must be October.
Nonetheless, it’s Friday–time to Embrace the Hate.
Mississippi St. at Kentucky: @StarkVegas: All the Jim Beam in Kentucky couldn’t convince me to watch this game. #AshleyJuddstillcould.
LSU at Florida: @StashthaStache: The Bayou Bengals’ offense has been uglier than Zach Mettenberger lately. #theregisteredsexoffenderlookissoooo2010.
Georgia Tech at Clemson: @PaperorPlastic: Triple Option vs. Speed Option. #youmightbearedneckifyourradioshowisinagrocerystorce.
Iowa St. at TCU: @BAC: TCU’s starting QB Casey Pachall was arrested for DUI mid (game) week. Who does he think he is? Gary Pinkel? #Frogskeepthugginout.
Oklahoma at Texas Tech: @UpsetAlert: Familiarity is breeding a bit of contempt for Stoops in the Land of No Trees. #wehavebeenthereforyears.
Georgia at South Carolina: @RoosterFries: This one should be a barnburner. UGA’s Jarvis Jones could be the difference. #heisabeast
West Virginia at Texas: @Steers4Fears: Red Necks versus Red Meat. #Beef.ItsWhats4GenosDinner
Vanderbilt at Missouri: @puffpuffgive: Mizzou super recruit Dorial Weed Beckham is averaging 1 marijuana arrest per TD. #DoMostFosterKidsDriveLincolnNavigators?
Arkansas at Auburn: @1istheloneliest#: Hogs shldn’t fret when they fail to get an INT again this week. No one catches Kiehl Frazier’s passes. #andhewillstilllooklikeCamSaturday.
Texas A&M at Mississippi: @JohnnyFootball: After a laugher last week, the Manziere can’t let his team sag against a feisty OM squad. #isthatapushup?
Miami at Notre Dame: @CallMeAl: Could Arkansas’ future be Golden? #onlyifweareverylucky
Florida State at NC State: @Chopped: ‘Noles should treat the home team like a One Man Wolfpack. #looking4BloodBrothers
Nebraska at Ohio St.: @TMagic: Take the under…even if the total is 18. #TheBig10promotesBeautySleep
Washington at Oregon: @SettleDwnSarky: Sarkisian is atop some Hog fans’ wish list. He can pick his # with a win in Nikeville. #canIwriteacheck?
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BlogHawgs Twitter Style College Football Weekend Preview–10/5/12
Posted by Adam Butler on October 5, 2012
Week 6 is packed with interesting matchups. It’s the kind of slate ESPN likes to assign a cheesy nickname–like “Showdown Saturday”.
In other words, it’s right up a fake Tweeter’s alley.
As fans of the BlogHawgs Twitter Style College Football Weekend Preview know, the only rules for this column are that the fake user names can’t be longer than 15 characters (but may or may or not be registered, already), the Tweets cannot exceed 140 characters, and I have to end each one with a smarmy hash tag.
Just as I have throughout the year, I am going to try to Tweet the (formerly fake) Tweets on our BlogHawgs Twitter account (follow us on Twitter here) in a self-congratulatory effort to generate Twitter followers.
Our Tweeter-in-Chief may or may actually send these out. We feel a hiatus coming on for him. It must be October.
Nonetheless, it’s Friday–time to Embrace the Hate.
Mississippi St. at Kentucky: @StarkVegas: All the Jim Beam in Kentucky couldn’t convince me to watch this game. #AshleyJuddstillcould.
LSU at Florida: @StashthaStache: The Bayou Bengals’ offense has been uglier than Zach Mettenberger lately. #theregisteredsexoffenderlookissoooo2010.
Georgia Tech at Clemson: @PaperorPlastic: Triple Option vs. Speed Option. #youmightbearedneckifyourradioshowisinagrocerystorce.
Iowa St. at TCU: @BAC: TCU’s starting QB Casey Pachall was arrested for DUI mid (game) week. Who does he think he is? Gary Pinkel? #Frogskeepthugginout.
Oklahoma at Texas Tech: @UpsetAlert: Familiarity is breeding a bit of contempt for Stoops in the Land of No Trees. #wehavebeenthereforyears.
Georgia at South Carolina: @RoosterFries: This one should be a barnburner. UGA’s Jarvis Jones could be the difference. #heisabeast
West Virginia at Texas: @Steers4Fears: Red Necks versus Red Meat. #Beef.ItsWhats4GenosDinner
Vanderbilt at Missouri: @puffpuffgive: Mizzou super recruit Dorial Weed Beckham is averaging 1 marijuana arrest per TD. #DoMostFosterKidsDriveLincolnNavigators?
Arkansas at Auburn: @1istheloneliest#: Hogs shldn’t fret when they fail to get an INT again this week. No one catches Kiehl Frazier’s passes. #andhewillstilllooklikeCamSaturday.
Texas A&M at Mississippi: @JohnnyFootball: After a laugher last week, the Manziere can’t let his team sag against a feisty OM squad. #isthatapushup?
Miami at Notre Dame: @CallMeAl: Could Arkansas’ future be Golden? #onlyifweareverylucky
Florida State at NC State: @Chopped: ‘Noles should treat the home team like a One Man Wolfpack. #looking4BloodBrothers
Nebraska at Ohio St.: @TMagic: Take the under…even if the total is 18. #TheBig10promotesBeautySleep
Washington at Oregon: @SettleDwnSarky: Sarkisian is atop some Hog fans’ wish list. He can pick his # with a win in Nikeville. #canIwriteacheck?
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