The Blog Hawgs

It’s Week 10. Thank the College Football Gods. This will all be over, soon. Let’s just pretend it never happened, OK?

As a Hogs fan, how bad has 2012 been? So bad that this column has been the highlight of my season.

The only rules for this column are that the fake user names can’t be longer than 15 characters (but may or may not be registered, already), the Tweets cannot exceed 140 characters, and I have to end each one with a smarmy hash tag. Here we go:

Louisville at Syracuse:  @Charlie$trong: With each Cardinals win, their head coach is earning an offer he might not be able to refuse #Loyalville?

Northwestern at Michigan: @TheBIGHouse: If you cut Brady Hoke, he bleeds Maize & Blue. #thecornsnotthecolors.

Louisiana-Lafayette at Florida: @La-La: The Ragin’ Cajuns vs. a Ragin’ Caucasian. #BattleoftheSwampPeople

Arkansas at South Carolina: @Payback: Arkansas is  3-0 against USCE by a 118-64 margin since 2009. #IMissEllisJohnsonalready.

Missouri at Tennessee: @DesTROYDGB: The Vols gave up 476 more yards to Troy LAST WEEK than Mizzou ”can’t miss” WR Dorial Green-Beckham has gained ALL SEASON. #&5moreTDs

Oregon St. at Stanford: @Eldrick: Cardinal alum Tiger Woods flew straight to Palo Alto when he heard the Beavers were coming to town. #hemustlovefootball

Arizona St. at USCW: @LiarLiar: Lane Kiffin has 1 more signature win at USC than the poor student manager that took a bullet for him this week. #healwaysscrewstheVolunteers

Texas A&M at Alabama: @UpsetAlert: If Bama is gonna lose this season it will be this game. No, I haven’t gone to Colorado this week. #TheHighestState

Baylor at Oklahoma: @Y2k: Sooners QB Landry Jones fondly remembers OU’s National Championship in 2000–when he was a redshirt freshman. #leavealready

West Virginia at Oklahoma St.: @Bookit: The Over/Under for this game is 79. It may hit by halftime. #Big12Defense

Kansas St. at TCU:  @HeadyStuff: @TCU, @Baylor & Tx in Manhattan is a resume’-building home stretch. #stayhealthy,Collin

Georgia at Auburn: @AllIn: Auburn waited 54 years for a National Championship and 22 months to fire the head coach who won it. #HCBuyersBeware

Mississippi St. at LSU: @whatwastHat?: Bama pulled a rabbit out of The Hat last week. Honey Badger tried to smoke it. #FlawedLes

Vanderbilt at Mississippi: @UnbelievaBowl: The winner clinches a Bowl berth. #SEISmicactivity

Notre Dame at Boston College: @Rudy: The Luck of the Irish saved ND last week but won’t be needed in Chestnut Hill. #eventheBig10thinksthiswillbeasnoozer

Oregon at California: @FoieGras: The Ducks vs. a Lame Duck. #don’teventhinkaboutitJeffLong