The Blog Hawgs

It’s Rebel Black Bear Week and we aren’t sure what to do with ourselves. Mississippi has a competent coach.

Arkansas’ modest 2-game winning streak hasn’t really stirred much excitement in a fan base that is just waiting on the next head coach to be named so it can work up a good mad.

There are a handful of intriguing games across the nation this week, but nothing spectacular. We will nevertheless forge ahead with the Blog Hawgs Twitter Style College Football Weekend Preview.

The only rules for this column are that the fake user names can’t be longer than 15 characters (but may or may not be registered, already), the Tweets cannot exceed 140 characters, and I have to end each one with a smarmy hash tag.

Let’s get to the 140-character nuggets of goodness.

Cincinnati at Louisville:  @Butchmade: This Fri. game may be a loser leave the Arkansas Coaching Search Match #GoRed!GoBlack!Go Bearcats!Fight!Fight!Fight!

Tennessee at South Carolina: @HungryHipBroke:  The Ole Ball Coach vs. a Soon-to-Be Former Ball Coach #RockyFlop

Texas at Kansas: @SorryCharlie: Even the Longhorns D will handle Can’tsas. #WeisisDas?Kaput

Kentucky at Missouri: @WeToldYouSo: A Joker v. A Smoker #DGBIsGonnaGetYouHigh-phenatedToday

Mississippi at Arkansas: @JohnLLLLSmith: Mississippi has improved, but don’t forget the Rebel Black Bears have added the same # of silly mascots as SEC wins in the last 17 games. #freetheLandShark

Colorado at Oregon: @Buffaloes,Hello: Oregon is a whopping 45.5 point favorite and the Ducks could cover it if CU had a 5th down. #oneverypossession

Florida at Georgia: @UGhA: Richt needs a big win in the World’s Largest Cocktail Party to soothe the ever-anxious Bulldog fans. #ItsaRuffCrowd

Texas Tech at Kansas St.: @Tommy Boy: If Tuberville can take a bite out of the Little Apple, he may be Calling the Hogs in December. #JimGrobeagreesthatwecoulddomuchworse

USCW at Arizona: @TusconPoint: Lane Kiffin is due for an unexpected bed soiling. #Big&RichRod

Kent St. at Rutgers: @FloodAlert: Remember when Arkansas’ loss to the Scarlet Knights was embarrassing? #NoSchianoNoProblem

Michigan St. at Wisconsin @WarmMilk: These teams are geared up for the World’s Largest Outdoor Sleep Study. #firstteamwithaTDwins

TCU at Oklahoma St. @EskimoJoe’s: Fort Worth v. Net Worth. #CouldGarybeJeffLong’sAceintheHole?

Texas A&M at Auburn: @ByeGene: Chizik is 16-17, 7-14 without Cam Newton at AU. #FamilyFallIn

Notre Dame at Oklahoma: @HeisMantiTe’o?: I’ve never rooted for ND. I have now. #justthisonce

Michigan at Nebraska: @TMagicShoelaces: Brady Hoke is excited about being so close to an infinite supply of high fructose corn syrup. #inhisownpantry

Mississippi St. at Alabama: @Scantron: This is MSU’s first test and it won’t be Saved By The Cowbell in Tuscaloosa. #undefeatedseasoncomestoaScreechinghalt

Oregon St. at Washington: @SparkSark: Sark needs a win. He was a hot name but may soon be on the hot seat. #puttheWbackinUW