Posted by Adam Butler on September 7, 2012
The only rules for our one-of-a-kind little preview are that the fake user names can’t be longer than 15 characters (but may or may not be registered, already), the Tweets cannot exceed 140 characters, and I have to end each one with a smarmy hash tag.
As an added twist this season, I am actually going to crawl out of the Aughts and Tweet the (formerly fake) Tweets on our BlogHawgs Twitter account (follow us on Twitter here). Who knows…if we actually tell our readers that we have a Twitter account, we might actually add followers to our shameful total.
But that’s not really the goal, here. The goal, as always, is for me to give BlogHawgs Nation what it wants–a speedy, sweeping, surly look at the upcoming weekend of College Football.
Here we go:
Air Force @ Michigan: @Bamaboozled: Denard Robinson is the most overrated Michigan product since the Ford Pinto….but at least the Pinto could pass. #theybothblowuponcontact
Auburn @ Mississippi St.: @dwngoesFrazier: Kiehl Frazier’s QB Rating has given the AU staff 180,000 doubts about his longterm viability as a signal caller. At least his QBR is getting better. #KodiBurnsiscringing.
Purdue at Notre Dame: @CmndrNChiefsked: Irish Beer last week, Boilermakers this week. #alcoholwashesdownstalecupcakes
Western Kentucky @ Alabama: @SunBlt&Sspendrs: As soon as the authorities scrape the Hilltoppers off of the field, Arkansas/Bama week will be upon us. #%*^!duedate
Wisconsin @ Oregon St.: @punchmeNthaface: I would rather watch Honey Boo Boo than (even sort of) watch Big 10 Football. #HereComesNarcolepsy
Vanderbilt @ Northwestern: @ItwasPI: I’ll take Vandy and lay the 3 (ACT) points. #’DoreitoLoco
Oklahoma St. @ Arizona: @4PistlPetessake: The Burning of Savannah St. wasn’t even a warmup for the desert. #Stillwateryouthinkin’?