The Blog Hawgs

That’s right–the force of nature that we call the BlogHawgs Twitter Style College Football Weekend Preview is back in all its unabashed, wise-cracking glory.

The only rules for our one-of-a-kind little preview are that the fake user names can’t be longer than 15 characters (but may or may not be registered, already), the Tweets cannot exceed 140 characters, and I have to end each one with a smarmy hash tag.

As an added twist this season, I am actually going to crawl out of the Aughts and Tweet the (formerly fake) Tweets on our BlogHawgs Twitter account (follow us on Twitter here). Who knows…if we actually tell our readers that we have a Twitter account, we might actually add followers to our shameful total.

But that’s not really the goal, here. The goal, as always, is for me to give BlogHawgs Nation what it wants–a speedy, sweeping, surly look at the upcoming weekend of College Football.

Here we go:

Air Force @ Michigan: @Bamaboozled: Denard Robinson is the most overrated Michigan product since the Ford Pinto….but at least the Pinto could pass. #theybothblowuponcontact

Auburn @ Mississippi St.: @dwngoesFrazier: Kiehl Frazier’s QB Rating has given the AU staff 180,000 doubts about his longterm viability as a signal caller. At least his QBR is getting better. #KodiBurnsiscringing.

UCF @ Ohio St.: @UrbURenthusiasm: Meyer Lansky was more likeable than Urban Meyer. #FamilyMattersforatleastayear

ECU & USCE: @2001aSpceOdysey: ’01 is not just the year in the title of USCE’s epic home intro music, it’s also the last time the ‘Cocks had a serviceable QB. #ShawStankRedemption.

USCW @ Syracuse: @CarrymeDome: The former Home of The Express vs. the current holders of American Express black cards? #truthisanabsolutedefense

Purdue at Notre Dame: @CmndrNChiefsked: Irish Beer last week, Boilermakers this week. #alcoholwashesdownstalecupcakes

Florida @ Texas A&M: @MakinWhoopie: Feel free to adopt our SEC traditions, Ags–starting with the one allowing female cheerleaders. #KyleTomDick&HarryField

Western Kentucky @ Alabama: @SunBlt&Sspendrs: As soon as the authorities scrape the Hilltoppers off of the field, Arkansas/Bama week will be upon us. #%*^!duedate

Wisconsin @ Oregon St.: @punchmeNthaface: I would rather watch Honey Boo Boo than (even sort of) watch Big 10 Football. #HereComesNarcolepsy

Washington @ LSU: @Lkngstark4Sark: Losing starting LT Chris Faulk won’t derail LSU this week unless the SEC refs keep Les from substituting for him. #marccurlesmight

UTEP @ Mississippi: @ClnlRebstears: The Miners vs. the SEC’s Minors. #thereisalwaysTheGrove

ULM @ Arkansas: @CobiHam11: The polls are open, again, and The Mayor of Markham is about to stuff the ballot box. #Hogsbyalandslide

Nebraska @ UCLA: @CamDollarDemon: T-Magic takes on Studio Magic. #softfocuswasmade4BruinsD

Georgia @ Missouri: @ABoyNamedSue: Tough talk from the new kid on the block via a guy named Sheldon? What? The Hyphenator wasn’t available?

Vanderbilt @ Northwestern: @ItwasPI: I’ll take Vandy and lay the 3 (ACT) points. #’DoreitoLoco

Oklahoma St. @ Arizona: @4PistlPetessake: The Burning of Savannah St. wasn’t even a warmup for the desert. #Stillwateryouthinkin’?

Memphis @ Arkansas St. : @TheGusFuss: There’s embarrassing, and then there’s being a 23-point underdog to Arkansas State. #Oregonjustscoredagain