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BlogHawgs Week 4 College Football Preview–Twitter Style

Posted by Adam Butler on September 23, 2011

It’s back–by popular demand.

And, by popular demand I mean that the funniest guy I know told me he dug last week’s BlogHawgs Twitter Style College Football Preview and, a certain, injured All-SEC Razorback running back just “happened” to send out a tweet today with the hash tag #dontsleeponme a few days AFTER the inaugural CFB Twitter Style preview featured the fake Twitter user name @dontsleeponnavy.

Was the latter coincidence? Absolutely. Am I going to use that coincidence to allow myself to think I am using this space to in some small way buoy the spirits of a great, fallen Hog? You betcha.

So, in honor of Knile Davis, let’s get right into this week’s BlogHawgs Twitter Style CFB preview. The only rules are that the fake user names can’t be longer than 15 characters (but may or may not be registered, already), Tweets cannot exceed 140 characters, and I have to end each tweet with a smartazz (that’s for BK–he LOVES Zs in place of Ss) hash tag. Here we go:

Colorado at Ohio St.: @bringlotsocoors: 1 More Bad Loss and Luke’s Fans Will Be Fickle. Bucks will Re-Buff CU. Big time. #imissdanhawkins

SMU at Memphis: @betitallonsmu: Seriously. I know it’s SMU, but Memphis gave up 600 passing yards to Ark. St. #junejones’viagra

Georgia at Mississippi: @QB1killa: There’s (SIC) lots of championship games and bowls, but there’s only 1 monster.com bowl #thegigisup.

Arkansas at Alabama:  @Iheartltiffin99: We need a anti-hero. #whydoeseveryunder40manfrombamasoundsuper!thanksforasking!

LSU at West Virginia@maybelesISmore: The over/under is 5 1/2…….full sets of teeth in the stands in Morgantown. #taketheunder

Florida at Kentucky: @countdown2hoops: Big Blue is counting down the days ’til Cal can hang a “almost” championship banner that will come down. #jokerneedscalsrecruitingmanual

Notre Dame at Pittsburgh: @zzzzzzzzzzzzz: Even my dislike of Notre Dame couldn’t keep me awake thru this one. #meritbasedrelevanceis4suckers

Fla. St. at Clemson: @toneitdowndabo: Dabo Swinney has a definite “The Mississippi Coach during the salad days” vibe working. This is not a good thing. #actlikeuhavebeenthereevenifuhavent

Vandy at USCE: @realvandymania:  Vandy throttled Mississippi last week. Too bad they begin SEC play, now. #whoucallinaDoremat

La Tech at Miss. St. @shelfrelf: It’s no bueno when you have a running QB who can’t throw on the run or make tacklers miss. #atleastwearenttheschoolupnorth

Oklahoma St. at Texas A&M: @tripledigits: Look out for a flag football score & lots of awkward kissing. #SECSECSEC!

Missouri at Oklahoma: @showmehateThis one could get ugly. #payback

Tulsa at Boise: @flyntheointment: One of Boise’s tougher games (this one) involves a 28-point spread. #weeklyglorifiedscrimmage

Fla. Atl. at Auburn: @cecil17: I can think of 180,000 reasons to skip this game. #isthegusbuseverleaving?

8 Responses to “BlogHawgs Week 4 College Football Preview–Twitter Style”

  1. @krisboyd said

    last thing besides Joe Adams that ran through Alabama’s defense so quick and without opposition was the Union Army! #imagobuymeahammock

    • Brett Kincaid said

      ZING

      @bmfp Troy win gives us 1/3 of Alabama state championship. Going for 2nd leg Saturday. #surviveandadvance

  2. Brain said

    “The Mississippi coach during his salad days”…

    Can’t blame him. Not much beats fried delta catfish.

  3. Brain said

    BTW, dissapointed no twitter style review of the UCA-ASU game.

    It is getting broadcast up here on the NBC affiliate.

  4. Jim Gooch said

    I don’t really understand this post, but I wanted to take this opportunity to share a dream I had last night. I dreamed that when I turned on tomorrow’s game at 230 the second half was starting, and that the game had actually started at noon. Interestingly, hogs were up 30 to nil at the start of the second half. Prophetic? We’ll see.

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