Posted by Adam Butler on September 23, 2011
It’s back–by popular demand.
And, by popular demand I mean that the funniest guy I know told me he dug last week’s BlogHawgs Twitter Style College Football Preview and, a certain, injured All-SEC Razorback running back just “happened” to send out a tweet today with the hash tag #dontsleeponme a few days AFTER the inaugural CFB Twitter Style preview featured the fake Twitter user name @dontsleeponnavy.
Was the latter coincidence? Absolutely. Am I going to use that coincidence to allow myself to think I am using this space to in some small way buoy the spirits of a great, fallen Hog? You betcha.
So, in honor of Knile Davis, let’s get right into this week’s BlogHawgs Twitter Style CFB preview. The only rules are that the fake user names can’t be longer than 15 characters (but may or may not be registered, already), Tweets cannot exceed 140 characters, and I have to end each tweet with a smartazz (that’s for BK–he LOVES Zs in place of Ss) hash tag. Here we go:
Colorado at Ohio St.: @bringlotsocoors: 1 More Bad Loss and Luke’s Fans Will Be Fickle. Bucks will Re-Buff CU. Big time. #imissdanhawkins
SMU at Memphis: @betitallonsmu: Seriously. I know it’s SMU, but Memphis gave up 600 passing yards to Ark. St. #junejones’viagra
Arkansas at Alabama: @Iheartltiffin99: We need a anti-hero. #whydoeseveryunder40manfrombamasoundsuper!thanksforasking!
LSU at West Virginia: @maybelesISmore: The over/under is 5 1/2…….full sets of teeth in the stands in Morgantown. #taketheunder
Florida at Kentucky: @countdown2hoops: Big Blue is counting down the days ’til Cal can hang a “almost” championship banner that will come down. #jokerneedscalsrecruitingmanual
Notre Dame at Pittsburgh: @zzzzzzzzzzzzz: Even my dislike of Notre Dame couldn’t keep me awake thru this one. #meritbasedrelevanceis4suckers
Fla. St. at Clemson: @toneitdowndabo: Dabo Swinney has a definite “The Mississippi Coach during the salad days” vibe working. This is not a good thing. #actlikeuhavebeenthereevenifuhavent
La Tech at Miss. St. @shelfrelf: It’s no bueno when you have a running QB who can’t throw on the run or make tacklers miss. #atleastwearenttheschoolupnorth
Oklahoma St. at Texas A&M: @tripledigits: Look out for a flag football score & lots of awkward kissing. #SECSECSEC!
Missouri at Oklahoma: @showmehate: This one could get ugly. #payback
Tulsa at Boise: @flyntheointment: One of Boise’s tougher games (this one) involves a 28-point spread. #weeklyglorifiedscrimmage
Fla. Atl. at Auburn: @cecil17: I can think of 180,000 reasons to skip this game. #isthegusbuseverleaving?
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