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One for the Road

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 30, 2011

Thanks for sticking with us during (what we hope is) the most painful week of the year.  The Alabama loss has been tough to shake, and it showed this week.  Thankfully the Hogs get on the field quickly on Saturday.  Kickoff is slated for just after 11:00am CDT from Jerry World (aka Cowboys Stadium) in Arlington, Texas.  Adam will be in attendance this weekend, so be sure to get back here on Monday for a full breakdown from the stands (Adam) and the couch (Brett).

Let’s wrap up the week with a look at some of our more popular stories from the week.  As always, we’re very grateful you choose to spend time with us.  Please tell your friends and visit our sponsors.  We love doing this and are very pleased that at least a few folks seems to enjoy what we do.

BlogHawgs Razorback Rewind – Week 4

The Last Non-Conference Southwest Classic

Insight from an Aggie

Ol’ Sarge Asks Questions

NFL – Evaluating Week 3

The Idiot Box

Erin Andrews on “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

Free Money – Week Five

NWC Report for 9/30/11

BlogHawgs Week 5 College Football Preview – Twitter Style

What Happened to Jon and Deek?

This week’s One for the Road takes us back to Alabama, but not to again suffer the indignity of the Tide’s ass-whuppin from last Saturday.  We turn to Clay Travis with outkickthecoverage.com who takes a look at an Alabama traffic stop that leads to several unanswered questions.  I’ll let Travis explain.

On August 28th, 2011 Alabama running back Trent Richardson was pulled over for speeding in Chilton County, Alabama. The Crimson Tide star was going 85 in a 70 and the officer noted that he blamed the “large rims” on his vehicle for the speeding violation. What was the vehicle? A 2011 GMC Yukon which retails for in the neighborhood of $40,000 even without the added expense of new rims. Raise your hand if it makes sense that an ”unemployed” athlete at Alabama with two children, no job, and a non-wealthy family could afford a brand new SUV. Put your hands down Alabama fans. Trent Richardson could be flying in his own private jet and you’d talk about how it’s perfectly reasonable for him to avoid traffic this way.

For the rest of us Richardson driving a brand new SUV raises an awful lot of questions.

Travis asks some legitimate questions and makes us all reconsider our positions on paying “student athletes” for their work on the field.  He also ends with a hilarious list of responses to his work from Bama Fan.  Like most rational people, Travis does love to poke a stick at the most ridiculous fans on the planet.

Have a great weekend

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Arkansas v. Texas A&M – BlogHawgs Prediction

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 30, 2011

GAME SKETCH

  • Line: Arkansas (+2.5) vs. Texas A&M – (game played in Arlington, TX)
  • Kickoff: 11:00am CDT (Televised nationally on ESPN with Dave Pasch on PBP, Chris Speilman & Urban Meyer providing color analysis, and Shelley Smith on the sideline)
  • Weather:  Game Played Indoors (Outside: Expected high of 83-degrees with mostly sunny skies)
  • Streaks: Arkansas has won the first two meetings between these clubs in the Southwest Classic.

 

This could easily be dubbed the Hangover Bowl, brought you by Excedrin & Gatorade.  Both teams are coming off different but equally devastating losses in marquee matchups last weekend.  We all know about the Hogs destruction in Tuscaloosa at the hands of Alabama.  While the Razorbacks were getting pantsed on national television, the Aggies were suffering a humiliation all their own on ABC’s regional coverage.  Up by 17 points at halftime, Texas A&M failed to put away Oklahoma State ultimately falling 30-29 at Kyle Field.

Now both teams have to find their ways to Arlington, Texas, and hope to rebuild their egos after losses that derailed any hopes of national championships for either team.

It seems most folks have pointed towards the intangibles this week.  Who can rally quickest?  Which team shook off the defeat and “wants it” more?  Can Arkansas defend the honor of the SEC against the conference’s newest member?  Is Texas A&M ready to show the world it can compete in their new conference home?

I think that’s all nonsense.  Those factors may affect players in their preparation, but when the whistle is blown and the ball is in the air, it’s all about which of these teams is able to establish the run, stop the other team from running, and make big plays.  In the end, it’s just another football game.

 

Why Arkansas should win:  Head coach Bobby Petrino brings an NFL mentality to Arkansas, meaning that he expects his team to forget losses and get ready for the next week.  His players know that, which is why they called a players-only meeting on Sunday.  Egos need to be checked at the door because starting jobs are on the line.  It’s been a solid week of practice in Fayetteville, and reports have this team ready to go.

On the field, how can you not love Tyler Wilson right now?  The redshirt junior took a huge beating in Alabama and hung in there until coaches forced him from the game in the fourth quarter.  Despite throwing a game-changing interception (upon reviewing the film, it looks like Greg Childs shoulders a lot of blame on that play), Wilson earned enormous respect from his teammates and coaches.  The offensive line couldn’t block a box turtle, but Wilson managed to complete 22 of 35 passes for 185 yards and two scores.  With no run defense and no legitimate chances to throw the ball downfield, Wilson’s numbers look far better than they do upon first glance.  A team needs a leader like that for a game like this.

The biggest reason for optimism, though, is this:  The Aggies aint the Crimson Tide.  Texas A&M does have a solid run defense, but the stats are a bit misleading.  The Aggies give up a staggeringly low 60.3 yards/game (6th in the nation) and 1.9 yards/carry (4th in the nation).  Those are Bama numbers.  But remember this:  Oklahoma State played behind most of the game, attempting twice as many passes and rushes.  In their other two games, Texas A&M raced out to big leads forcing Idaho and SMU to put the ball in the air rather than run.

Through the air, the Aggies give up 279 passing yards each game.  That ranks 100th in the nation.  Those are not Bama numbers.

Given Bobby Petrino’s and Garrick McGee’s abilities to magnify their opponents’ defensive weaknesses, I like the odds of Arkansas attacking the Texas A&M defensive soft spot.  Petrino has proven that he will pass the ball if the rush isn’t working, meaning more opportunities for Joe Adams and Jarius Wright to get the ball in space and Cobi Hamilton to stretch the field.

On the defensive side of the ball, Arkansas played damn well last week considering they played without Tank Wright and Jake Bequette.  While Wright is definitely out and Bequette does not look likely to play a lot – if at all – this weekend, coaches have been able to adjust their plans accordingly.  Alabama did not score in the fourth quarter, despite the fact starters Trent Richardson and A.J. McCarron played until the final Bama series of the game.  This defense is still quite good, even if they are a bit thin on experience at the defensive end position.

If the Arkansas defense plays up to its talent level and the offensive line gives Tyler Wilson time to throw downfield, the Hogs will be back on track, and on their way to a BCS opportunity.

 

Why Texas A&M should win:  The Aggie defense is really good.  You can play with numbers all you want, but the truth is that the Wrecking Crew may be making a comeback in College Station.  Sean Porter is a legit pass rusher, leading a defense that tops the country with 4.7 sacks/game.  Head coach

#10 Sean Porter

Mike Sherman wants his Aggie defenders to pin their ears back and meet in the offensive backfield, and that’s exactly what they do.  Even in their loss to Oklahoma State, the defense was good enough to win for Texas A&M in the first half.  They allowed only 170 yards from scrimmage and just 3 points.  OSU made adjustments to win in the second half, but I fully expect the Aggies to make their own adjustments and be much better this weekend.

Offensively, this is a completely different team than Arkansas faced last year.  Ryan Tannehill is a difference maker as a dual-threat quarterback.  If Arkansas continues to struggle reaching the quarterback with its own pass rush, Tannehill could have a field day.  The Dan Patrick Show’s Andrew Perloff reports that at least one NFL evaluator likes Tannehill as the second QB off the board in the April draft after Andrew Luck.  The guy is legit.

Cyrus Gray and Chrsitne Michael provide an SEC-caliber 1-2 punch at the running back position, and Ryan Swope will almost certainly have a long career in the NFL.  When all facets are working together, the Aggie offense is as explosive as any we’ve ever seen out of College Station.  The Arkansas defense is vastly improved over the past 3 seasons, but they will be tested on every snap tomorrow.

If the Aggies can find balance offensively and get to the quarterback on defense, the Aggies will win this game by two touchdowns.

 

And the Winner Is…

I don’t know that we’ll find a more difficult game to predict this year.  Both teams provide tremendous question marks based on their dismal performance last week.  Arkansas looked outgunned and out-talented at Alabama, while Texas A&M collapsed in the second half and showed no killer instinct.  Both have scads of talent, yet both look uncomfortable dealing with high expectations.

For three years running I’ve had a bad feeling about this game, and the first two years it proved to be nothing more than five days of anxiety.  Because of that I’ve asked Adam to pick the winner this week.  (If it were up to me and my pessimism this week, I’d probably say Aggies 37, Hogs 24 – and feel like I gave Arkansas too much credit.)  Adam is a bit more clear-headed this week, so I prefer trusting his judgment.

Expect a back-and-forth game in the first half as both squads get their legs back.   The early start will also contribute to particularly sloppy play in the first quarter.  Much like 2009, though, the key will be a defensive touchdown for Arkansas.  After the Hogs stop an Aggie drive by forcing that turnover, Tannehill will overcompensate and throw an interception – this time deep in Aggie territory.

Meanwhile Tyler Wilson will put up an efficient 350 yards passing despite continued struggles on the ground for the Hogs.  Ronnie Wingo and Dennis Johnson will combine for just 118 yards on the ground, but it will be enough to keep the heat of Wilson.  I expect a solid game from Tannehill outside of the gaffe, and Cyrus Gray will end up with 153 yards on the ground with a TD – and a critical fumble that leads directly to Razorback points.  It’ll be an exciting and ugly game that ultimately ends with a Razorback win.  Arkansas 38, Texas A&M 28

 

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Gut Check

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 30, 2011


Are you ready for an early kickoff? Do you think the Razorbacks will be?


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What Happened to Jon and Deek?

Posted by Jeff on September 30, 2011

Since I get this question about twice a day, I want to use this venue to clarify… WHAT HAPPENED TO JON AND DEEK?

So long boys. We'll always have Paris...

As reported here in January, Jon Williams and Derek “Deek” Kastner reunited on a new morning show through a partnership with Vertical Magazine.  The show aired on two stations in NWA and in Ft. Smith.  The partnership with Vertical dissolved over the summer and Jon and Deek were off the air.  They tried to get back on various stations but as is typical in broadcasting, a no-compete clause prevented them from doing so.

Derek has this pesky need to get paid and provide for his family so he took a job on a rock station in Tulsa. After only one week, The Edge blew out their morning show and put him in the coveted morning drive slot.

Jon, meanwhile, decided to maintain ownership of his show and is now broadcasting on New Rock 104.9 the X.  To keep his long-time fans happy, Jon resurrected two of the contests that helped make his name in Northwest Arkansas, You Can’t Win This and Dead Guy in the Envelope.  The prevalence of the internet has shifted the former into “You MIGHT Win This” but either way, X listeners seem to be enjoying the ride.  And Jon is enjoying playing music that was released after 1989.  The next question is… will Zach Arns return to make an appearance?

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BlogHawgs Week 5 College Football Preview–Twitter Style

Posted by Adam Butler on September 30, 2011

Not EVERYTHING in Texas is Overrated.

I must be a twit, because I now love to fake Tweet on fake Twitter. I bet NO ONE has EVER used twit, Tweet and Twitter like that. #originalityisintheeyeofthebeholder.

The only rules for the BlogHawgs Twitter Style CFB preview are that the fake user names can’t be longer than 15 characters (but may or may not be registered, already), Tweets cannot exceed 140 characters, and I have to end each tweet with a smartazz (that’s for BK–he LOVES Zs in place of Ss) hash tag. Here we go:

Texas A&M vs. Arkansas: @kneeJerks: Hog fans’ reaction to Bama loss was as pathetic as the Razorback performance. UA bounces back.  #dontrationrationality.

 Mississippi State at Georgia: @bullpups: We want some dawgs. We don’t want the cats. #shamelessselfpromotiongonebad.

 Auburn at South Carolina: @oleballcoach: It’s about time for Bad Really Bad Stephen Garcia to show up. Take the 10.5 points. #inevitability.

Michigan State at Ohio State: @2bitter2dieyung: Urb Meyer to CBus will soon test the bounds of my wealth of hatred. #lookoutifTebowisQBCoach. 

Clemson at Virginia Tech: @3wouldbeclown: One team has a Hokie mascot, the other has a hokey coach. Advantage Beamer Ball. #daboisadogsname.

Ball State at Oklahoma: @SmallgameBob: This Tweet is sponsored by Obligatory Inclusion. Wake me when it’s over. #thatswhatshesaid. 

Texas at Iowa State: @rperryshugehead: A close win over an o.k. BYU team, and easy ones over Rice and UCLA and Texas is back? Even Notre Dame fans are dubious. #ih8ut.

Alabama at Florida: @Tiderbait: Fla is VERY good, but I’m not sure Gators’ fast backs can get the corner on Bama’s ridiculous D. #someonepassthetwizzlers. 

Nebraska at Wisconsin: @WiscyRiver: Badgers should shuck the Huskers in MadTown. #UWisaBCSCGcontender.

Notre Dame at Purdue: @Purdont: Players that go to Purdue should be able to invent new kinds of rice, not lose to Rice. #TheLongestYawn. 

Ole Miss at Fresno State: @awkwardballcap: Hey, thanks for having us. Fresno is nice in October. Have you met Jimmy Sexton? #TMCmustbeacatcausehehas9lives.

Thanks for reading.

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NWC Report for 9/30/11

Posted by Jeff on September 30, 2011

From one Hawg to another...

That rumbling you hear is the sound of 300,000 people going through a mid-life crisis in and around Fayetteville this weekend.  It’s BB&BBQ time again.  The big names in town at the AMP for BB&BBQ this year are Candlebox (last night) and Jamey Johnson tonight.  Oh… and no dogs allowed.

Fayetteville has to renew a one cent sales tax this year.  You know it is important if the two traditionally conservative aldermen are supporting it.

A 51-year old woman turned herself in this week after the city worker that she hit on Joyce Blvd died as a result of his injuries.  She was charged with driving under the influenceof prescription drugs.

What?! A new restaurant where parking is SOOOO Hard to find? Weird. (Picture stolen from FayettevilleFlyer.com)

Several new restaurants have opened in Fayetteville.  One of which occupies the space that Kosmos left.  Wow.  I guess maybe parking isn’t that bad after all, huh?

Uncle Gaylord’s has closed.  The owner died quite a while ago so this isn’t really news.  The news is what his former building is now going to be.  Enter the Dragon…

Jones TV is turning out the lights.  The award-winning, not-for-profit station started by the Jones family trust had become too expensive for the trust to continue.

I wonder if news reporters get as tired of doing this story as I do.  Beaver Lake is turning over.  The water smells and tastes bad.  It won’t hurt you.

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Free Money – Week Five

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 29, 2011

We are entering brand new territory. Both Adam and I completed the month of September without a losing weekend.  That’s never happened to me, and I do not expect to escape October unscathed.  In fact, this week looks to be my week.  There are too many games that look like no-brainers, which usually means I’m about to get my clock cleaned.

I’m once again relying on more NFL plays than college games, while Adam is doing just the opposite.  We butt heads on Sunday afternoon, only the second time that’s happened this year.  Both of us will max out our 8 plays, both will take the teaser option, and neither of us will put down a parlay.  It’s been a profitable method so far.

Once again, here is a quick recap of the rules:

  • Maximum of 8 single plays during the week
  • One option teaser and one optional parlay also allowed
  • Minimum of $50 wager
  • Both started the season with a $1,000 bankroll but can buy back into the game if they go bust

If you bet with us this week, you must have a high pain threshold.  No one wins five weeks in a row.

 

Free Money!

Brett ($1,437)

  • Auburn (+10.5) at South Carolina, $55 to win $50
  • Kentucky (+30.5) at LSU, $55 to win $50
  • Mississippi St (+6.5) at Georgia, $55 to win $50
  • New Orleans (-6.5) at Jacksonville, $55 to win $50
  • Green Bay (-13) v. Denver, $55 to win $50
  • Oakland (+4) v. New England, $77 to win $70
  • Seattle (+4.5) v. Atlanta, $55 to win $50
  • San Diego (-7.5) v. Miami, $55 to win $50
  • Teaser:  San Diego (-1.5) & Kentucky (+36.5), $60 to win $50

 

  • Total Wagers:  $522
  • Max Win: $470

 

Adam ($1,315)

  • Navy (-2.5) v. Air Force, $55 to win $50
  • Arkansas (+2.5) v. Texas A&M, $55 to win $50
  • OVER 64 – Baylor at Kansas State, $55 to win $50
  • Auburn (+10) at South Carolina, $110 to win $100
  • Virginia Tech (-7) v. Clemson, $55 to win $50
  • Kentucky (+30.5) at LSU, $55 to win $50
  • OVER 44.5 – Miami at San Diego, $55 to win $50
  • New England (-4) at Oakland, $110 to win $100
  • Teaser: New England (+2) & Green Bay (-6), $60 to win $50

 

  • Total Wagers: $610
  • Max Win: $550

 

Wager accordingly. As usual, BlogHawgs.com is not responsible for children growing up to hate you after you waste their college funds.

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Even a Two-Year Old Knows

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 29, 2011



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Ol’ Sarge Asks Questions

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 28, 2011

In advance of the Southwest Classic, we’re going to engage in a little email exchange leading up to the game.  Both schools are coming off hugely disappointing losses.  Both schools entered the year with BCS expectations and a legitimate hope of making a run to the BCS National Championship game.  It looks like the latter of those is off the table, but the winner of this game keeps its hope alive for playing in one of the biggest games of the football postseason.

 

We asked Ol’ Sarge ’98 about the 2011 Southwest Classic yesterday, and today it’s his turn to ask a few questions.  Here’s a link to Part I if you’re behind.

OS98 - How do you think the Arkansas defense stacks up against the Aggie offense?  What is the biggest concern when it comes to stopping the Aggies?  Will both of your starting DEs be out this game, or will they be able to go?

BK – The Aggies provide multiple looks and do several things well, but what scares me most is their ability to run the football.  Better said, I’m worried about their ability to run the football on Arkansas.  The Aggies haven’t gotten on track yet rushing the football, at least statistically, but the talent is clearly on hand for Mike Sherman.  If the Razorbacks were at full speed on the front line, I’d be less concerned.  Losing Tank Wright (out with a broken arm) weakens the thinnest position on the defense.  With Jake Bequette’s status still up in the air, Arkansas will have very little experience on the edge.  While the defensive tackle spots are strong, teams will attack the Razorbacks on the edge.  The Hogs failed to keep Alabama linemen off our linebackers, and the ends couldn’t stand up to the beating the Tide inflicted.  I think Arkansas handled itself reasonably well on defense given circumstances and time on the field, but a week to gameplan an attack on the edge worries me.

OS98 – What is the outsider’s overall view of the Aggie Football Program and Mike Sherman as a head coach?

BK – As an SEC school, it’s hard not to look down our noses at anyone from another conference.  During the Franchione Era at College Station, it was particularly easy to do so when talking about Texas A&M.  I thought Sherman was a very surprising hire, but on balance I’m impressed with what he has done.  The Aggies are relevant again, which is the first step towards annual contention.  Arkansas made that turn a couple years ago, and I see the Aggies catching up quickly.

For me I keep wondering why the Aggies aren’t better.  They have facilities and athletes in their back yard.  The fanbase is extraordinarily loyal, and the legacy from the early-to-mid ‘90s was that of a fierce defense and powerful rushing attack.  What happened after R.C. Sclocum left?  It’s as if the Aggies shut down the program for a few years.  It is mystifying to me that a school with that much tradition, money, and location cannot create a perennial winner.  Perhaps moving to the SEC will up the Aggie street cred, giving Sherman and his coaches some additional swagger while battling for high school athletes in the state of Texas.

OS98 – What is the overall reaction by most Hog fans to the SEC adding Texas A&M to their ranks?

BK – While I’d say the overall reaction has been positive-to-lukewarm, I for one do not like it from a competitive point of view.  I think it makes a ton of sense, I like the addition of another SWC expatriate, and it’s nice to have a true rival for Arkansas in the league.  But I think this move ultimately hurts the Arkansas program.

The Hogs have always found success recruiting Texas, telling those bluechip athletes that they’d get to play on the biggest football stage in America.  Texas and Texas A&M have a lot to offer, but neither play in the SEC.  Well, that weapon is gone from the arsenal.  The Aggies now have the chance to get first crack at Texas prep stars that want to play in the SEC.  This will do nothing but hurt Arkansas recruiting in Texas.

It’s overlooked, but this recruiting problem presents itself in basketball and baseball, too.  The Aggies have nationally competitive programs in both of those sports – more so than football lately – and go head-to-head with the Razorbacks on the recruiting trail there, too.  While far from a death blow, the addition of Texas A&M to the SEC makes the jobs of Bobby Petrino, Mike Anderson, and Dave Van Horn that much more difficult.  A great league just got a lot better – and more competitive both on and off the field.


Here’s a look at the 1986 matchup between #17 Arkansas and #7 Texas A&M.


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Sox Wild Card Comes up Joker

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 28, 2011

As Adam and Cardinal fans marvel in their teams resiliency and good fortune in September, Red Sox fans like myself continue to wonder what the hell happened.  In September it looked like Boston would not only cruise to the postseason and the AL East title, most folks expected Boston to carry homefield advantage all the way through the ALCS where they’d almost certainly face the New York Yankees in another battle for the ages.  Fast forward four weeks, and the Sox cling to a tie with Tampa Bay for the AL Wild Card spot, desperately needing a win in Game 162 of the season.  It’s a collapse as mystifying as the bumbling start to Boston’s season where they lost their first six games and ten of their first twelve.

In September the Red Sox are just 7-19 heading into tonight’s regular season finale at Baltimore.  Boston started the month 30 games over .500 and sitting atop the AL East standings.  Tonight Boston sits just 19 games over .500, seven games behind the Yankees (who long ago clinched the division), and relying on ace Jon Lester  to propel the Sox into October baseball.  The good news for Boston is that Lester has never lost to Baltimore, posting a 14-0 career record against the Orioles.  The bad news is that Lester got rocked in his last outing, giving up 8 earned runs in just 2 and 2/3 innings pitched.

The worst news, though, is that Lester is pitching on just three days rest.

Many baseball people, including myself (even controlling for fandom) expected the Red Sox to churn out at least 100 wins this year en route to a World Series appearance.  The Yankees looked old with big pitching concerns (both still true 97 wins later) and Tampa was a team in rebuilding mode.  The big problems are two-fold:  1) No one told Tampa they were rebuilding, and 2) Boston played like a group of 25 individuals rather than a team for six weeks.

Through the summer, though, Boston turned it around and owned the best record in the American League for the better part of July and August.  Slowly, though, injuries took their toll and big-ticket players never got straightened out.  John Lackey barely resembles a major league pitcher anymore, and Carl Crawford has been a huge disappointment.  Kevin Youklis once again has suffered lingering injury problems in the second half of the season, and the front end of the bullpen looks about as organized as a prison riot.

With first pitch closing in on the Game 162, I do not feel joy or excitement.  I feel anxiety and dread, waiting for the next blunder, bad pitch, or bad luck to befall Boston.  This is what it feels like to see it all slip away.  The Red Sox produced some great baseball over the past decade, but the 2011 version does not have the heart or belief of the 2003, 2004, and 2007 ballclubs.  They also don’t have the bullpen or role players that drove those three teams to greatness, two of them to World Championships.

I’ll watch.  I’ll root.  And I’ll be horribly uncomfortable the entire way.

And I’ll be back for the next game, whether it’s this week or next April.  I wonder how many of the 2011 Red Sox can say the same.

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Wild, Wild Cards?

Posted by Adam Butler on September 28, 2011

Last night’s grinding, gripping, sometimes gruesome 13-6 victory over Houston was a fitting way to almost end the baseball season for the St. Louis Cardinals.

It was the Cardinals’ 2011 season encapsulated in an excruciating, but ultimately exhilarating 3 hours and 35 minutes.

I have had surgical procedures (with anesthesia) that were shorter, and less painful, but as these Redbirds have proven, there is no other way.

St. Louis’ long, winding trek to All Square (ie tied with Atlanta for the Wild Card lead with one game to play) started in the first week of Spring Training when staff ace Adam Wainwright was lost for the season due to an elbow injury that required Tommy John (ligament replacement) surgery.

Then, closer Ryan Franklin started pitching like Benjamin Franklin—and I don’t mean because he was inventing ways to lose. I mean that he was pitching like a 5’7, 220 lb old man.

In 21 appearances Franklin posted an 8.46 ERA and 1.84 WHIP with 9 home runs allowed in 27 2/3 innings. He was FINALLY cut by St. Louis  on June 29th, but had been constructively fired long before then, making only rare appearances as “the guy you throw out there before you resort to position players pitching”.

The resultant uncertainty in the back end of the bullpen has plagued St. Louis all season.  Rookie Fernando Salas has been the most effective closer for the bulk of the season, and he didn’t make theclub out of Spring Training, only began getting save chances in mid-summer, and is tied for  7th in the national league in blown saves with 6. As a team, St. Louis is one off of Washington’s major league-worst 27 blown saves. The Cardinals haven’t had  as many “walk off” losses as they have had this season (18) since the 1930s.

Thankfully, the Redbirds’ offense has been better, leading the NL in average and runs for most of the season, but it also holds the distinction of having hit into a major-league record 158 double plays this season, and having 3 of the league’s 5 worst in that category (Albert Pujols, Matt Holliday and Yadier Molina). The Cards might have had 4 out of the top 5 but for third baseman David Freese’s inability to stay healthy for long periods of time.

St. Louis’ biggest guns—Pujols and Holliday–have both had star-crossed seasons. Pujols began the campaign in a slump that had nothing everything to do with his contract push and looming free agency. Then, to make matters worse, he suffered a freak injury (breaking a  bone in his wrist on a literal bang-bang play at first base) that put him on the disabled list for a few weeks this summer.

Pujols returned about a month ahead of early forecasts and at times has flashed the form that has made him the game’s premiere player. Despite his struggles, Pujols (.300 BA 37 HR 98 RBI) is still second in the National League in home runs and has a chance to run his streak of seasons with .300 BA, 30 HRs and 100 RBIs to 11 seasons.

To put that into perspective, the second longest such streak in baseball history is Lou Gehrig’s nine. Pujols is the only player to ever have 10 such seasons consecutively at any point in his career. And, no player other than Pujols has started a career with 2 such seasons, much less 10.

If he extends the streak with a hit and 2 more RBIs tonight, Pujols will be in position to tie the record for most .300 30 100 seasons of all time (12) with some guy named Babe Ruth.

Holliday, meanwhile, has had one of the craziest individual seasons in recent memory. He has missed time due to food poisoning, appendicitis, back stiffness, a quadricep injury, a strained oblique (suffered during a pregame weight-lifting session) and a reoccurring hand injury that he first injured while was swinging the bat on the ondeck circle. The hand injury caused Holliday to leave last night’s game (and has left him unavailable for much of St. Louis’ September rush).

I know— Holliday’s season sounds like biblical, swarming locusts stuff. It should. He even had to be removed from a game in August  when a giant moth flew into, and became lodged inside of, his ear.

Thanks to all of these issues, Just over a month ago (August 25th), St. Louis was 10.5 games behind Atlanta in the NL Wild Card race, and was more worried about October tee times and finishing over .500 than making the playoffs.

But, the Cards swept Atlanta (September 9-11) to pull to within 4.5 games of the Wild Card lead  and signal that the Braves had a fight on their hands. The sweep was part of a 20-8 finish for St. Louis, while Atlanta went 10-19 in that span and has lost its last 4 games with St. Louis breathing down its neck.

In order to pull even last night, St. Louis had to first overcome blowing a 4-run 9th-inning lead last week to the New York Mets and a extra-inning, bloop, back-to-back bunt, walk-off defeat at the hands of a 104-loss Houston Astros team in front of family, friends and beer vendors on Monday.

Then, Tuesday, the Cardinals overcame deficits of 5-0 and 6-5 while scoring 13 of the game’s final 14 runs and embodying their manager Tony LaRussa’s  pet slogan, “Play a hard 9 (innings)”. It was a testament to Cardinal comeback stories like Lance Berkman, but also to castoffs, afterthoughts and career minor leaguers who have chipped in to make this team a joy (and a pain plenty of times) to watch.

Now, they turn to their grizzled veteran, former Cy young Award winner Chris Carpenter, to try and pitch them either into the National League playoffs, or a 1-game playoff with Atlanta.

After having an advanced metrics-loving Sabermetrician’s dream season (READ: Carpenter has had a very solid season, but doesn’t necessarily have the “baseball card” numbers—10-9, 3.59 ERA–to reflect it), Carpenter is the guy St. Louis wants and needs on the mound.

He is good, he is mean (on the field) and after overcoming a myriad of career-threatening injuries, Carpenter is not going to be scared off by the big stage, a tie in the standings before game 162 and a 105-loss Houston Astros club.

Stay tuned, though. If we have learned anything from the 2011 St. Louis Cardinals, it is that it won’t be easy.

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Erin Andrews on “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 28, 2011

Because we want you all to have a good day…

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Diner Gossip Goes Online

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 28, 2011

I saw this story in the evil New York Times last week, printed it, and never read it.  Thankfully NBC’s Today program condensed it into video form.  It seems some folks in Mountain Grove, Missouri (about 60 miles from the Arkansas border) REALLY like to talk badly about each other.

Sounds like a great idea…

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

 

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The Idiot Box

Posted by Jeff on September 28, 2011

Fall Preview

Well, it’s a week late but here is my “preview” of the new fall season.  I came to a conclusion last week that I just don’t have time for dramas anymore.  It’s not for a lack of interest.  It’s just that comedies are easier and for the most part better.  All of the good dramas seem to get axed before I have a chance to get sucked it.  It took two years or so for me to decide that ER was appointment television for me (and that was before the greatest invention ever… the DVR.  Seriously, move over printing press and cellular telephone.  The DVR is the single greatest invention of the modern era.  But I digress.)

 

The Good Wife deserves my attention this year.

Last year I said that I was going to start watching The Good Wife.  Didn’t happen.  This year it will.  There are a few sitcoms that have outworn their welcome with me.  I have time. I have space in my DVR.  It will happen.

Anyway, here’s my take on the new season.  I apologize in advance to those of you who live on Little Rock’s Streets of Gold and can afford HBO.  I get to keep the Sports & Information tier.  That’s it.  I’ll watch Boardwalk Empire on Netflix. 

 

 

 

Returning Shows

(Show, Channel, Day & Time (CDT))

Modern Family  ABC, Wednesday, 8:00

As I said in my Emmy Preview, the fact that all six of the adult actors in this show were nominated for Emmys should tip you off that this is a great show.  Ty Burrell (called it) and Julie Bowen (missed it) ended up winning the statues.  Burrell is truly becoming irreplaceable to me on the television.  I never know what he is going to do but I know it will be hilarious.  If you are the one person that doesn’t watch this show, knock it off.  Watch it.

Mike and Molly, CBS, Monday, 8:30

That's "Emmy Winner Melissa McCarthy" to you.

 

Even though I did say that she “Should win” in my Emmy preview, I really did not think that Melissa McCarthy would get the nod for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy. By the way, the Beauty Pageant bit was hilarious.  Apparently it was Amy Poehler’s idea.  It was great.  And so is McCarthy.  She plays the role of harried girlfriend very well.  Harried by her cop boyfriend, her stoner sister and her drunken mother (whose hilarious without-a-shred-of-couth boyfriend (Louis Mustillo) usually steals every scene he is in.)

 

The Big Bang Theory, CBS, Thursday, 7:00

Jim Parsons gets another Emmy and continues to carry this gem.  BBT is another Chuck Lorre production that follows four nerdy scientists trying to have lives.  The addition of Mayim Bialik as Sheldon’s girlfriend, Amy Farrah Fowler has been darn funny.  You might recognize Bialik from her days as Blossom.  In a case of art imitating life, it turns out that Bialik used her time between shows to earn a PhD in Neuroscience.

Community, NBC, Thursday, 7:00

The students at Community have paintball issues.

This show just gets weirder.  And that’s actually not a bad thing.  Last year I lamented that Chevy Chase was being misused and I still think he is but Joel McHale’s character is growing on me and the rest of the cast is strong.  Jim Rash has really developed a joy of a character in his Dean Pelton, the community college’s prince of weird.  New this year will be John Goodman as a Vice Dean that bullies Dean Pelton and will likely torment the other cast members.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Others Receiving Votes…

Glee (last season was sketchy, they need to rally), Harry’s Law (love Kathy Bates), The Office (James Spader takes a lead role… for a while),

 

New Shows (or not new shows that I want to start watching)

The Good Wife

Really, this year I am going to watch it…

2 Broke Girls, CBS, Monday 8:30

I watched the premiere of this one and it was pretty good.  The premise is that a debutante girl goes broke when her dad is busted for banking stuff (or something… who cares?).  Anyway she gets a job at a diner with another broke girl who’s street smart and can bake a mean cupcake.  SNL original Garrett Morris has a role as the diner’s cashier.

 

And she has a gun...

Prime Suspect, NBC, Thursday, 9:00

Maybe it was luck.  Maybe it’s the charmed slot (ER was Thursday at 9 for more than a decade).  But The Wife and I watched this by accident last week and it was very engaging.  Based on a British show of the same name and starring Helen Mirren, Prime Suspect wrapped us up and deposited us one hour later wanting more.  It’s a cop show featuring a strong woman in a man’s world.  It also stars Maria Bello.

Up All Night, NBC, Wednesday, 9:00

I hate Will Arnett.  Dunno why.  Just can’t stand him.  Luckily I love Christina Applegate more than I hate Arnett.  So I’ll give this one a chance, despite Gooch’s bashing.  I know I am not the only BlogHawg that has shared a moment with this couple in one preview: “I’ll give you $25,000 if you go check on the baby.”  I’m pretty sure I owe my wife around $1.6 million.

 

Don’t Get Hooked (these won’t be here in May)

The Playboy Club, Sunday, 9:00

One of two Mad Men rip-offs.  Apparently only 5 million people watched the premiere.  That and lots of anti-smut parents group protests will doom this expensive drama quickly.  I only give it 2 more weeks.

Pan Am, ABC, Sunday, 9:00

The other Mad Men rip-off.  I’m still not able to separate Christina Ricci from Wednesday Addams.  Sorry Christina!

Charlie’s Angels, ABC, Thursday, 7:00

Not going to work.  Drew Barrymore produces but I don’t think she has the stroke to keep it afloat.

 

Enjoy your LG!

I missed two hours of TV writing this post...

 

 

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Free Money, Week 4 Results

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 27, 2011

I’m pretty sure I’ve never had four consecutive winning weeks.  I finally caught a big pop last week, cashing in a $240 profit after weeks of grinding out meager wins.  Adam also had another profitable weekend, pocketing $75 in profits.  Adam was damn close to an amazing week, pushing on what looked like a sure Penn State cover (-28 v. Eastern Michigan) and losing a Florida State cover (+2.5 at Clemson) that looked like it was coming.

I stayed hot on Sundays, picking up big wins with Seattle (+3) and Oakland (+3) on the west coast.  I may have to start playing some moneyline bets for those home dogs.  I see a few more this weekend that I like, too.  I split Saturday, winning Georgia (barely) and losing on our Hogs.

Adam played nothing but college games last week, looking particularly brilliant with SMU (-21.5 v. Memphis) and LSU (-5.5) at West Virginia.  Those two covered so easily I’d be afraid Vegas wants its money back.  Oklahoma State (+4.5 at Texas A&M) was also a particularly nice play.  Perhaps Adam will stick with a college-only approach this week.  Check back on Thursday to find out.

This week’s winnings give me a slight edge on Adam now for the season, and I do mean slight.  After four weeks only $122 separates the two of us.  The good news for us (and you, the bettor) is that we’re in the black after a month of wagers.  It’ll be pretty difficult to keep this pace for the next three months.

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BlogHawgs Social Networking

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 27, 2011

If you haven’t already, be sure to “Like” us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.

Please…. We’re begging.  Seriously… I’m typing this from my knees, begging for your affection.  We need you to validate us.  Now.  Hurry.  Before we do something drastic like post video of Nancy Grace’s nipple.

Woops…too late.  Who knows what we’ll do next!

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NFL – Evaluating Week 3

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 27, 2011

The meek shall inherit the NFL earth!  The Buffalo Bills stormed back to beat New England, Oakland ran away from the NY Jets, and Detroit pulled out a miracle win at Minnesota.  Those three teams are a combined 8-1 with the only loss coming against one of those teams (Buffalo beat Oakland in Week 2).  Meanwhile Indianapolis remains winless, Kansas City remains clueless, and Minnesota cannot stand success.  As we head to final week of the first quarter of the NFL season, we once again see that parity produces exciting football if not traditional dynasties.

 

The Good

Ryan Fitzpatrick shook off a shaky first quarter to end the day 27/40 with 369 yards passing and two touchdowns.  He had a third wiped off the board, but that booth review set up the game-winning field goal for the Bills to stun the New England Patriots.  I have plenty of hate in my heart for Buffalo thanks to January 3, 1993, but it truly is fun to watch a team rise from the ashes like the Bills have this year.

This aint the Detroit Lions we’re used to seeing.  Much like Buffalo the Lions have reinvented themselves and now look like not only a playoff team, but a real Super Bowl threat.  Down 20-0 in the third quarter, Matt Stafford and Calvin Johnson willed Detroit to a miraculous OT win at Minnesota.  That’s two road wins for Detroit, who travels again next week – this time to Dallas.  Even with a loss, the Lions would be sitting 3-1 with only five road games left on their schedule.

Is Arkansas’s Darren McFadden ready to take over the mantle as Best Running Back in the NFL?  While Adrian Peterson still has a lot to say about that, the former Razorback has made a move.  Run DMC ripped off 171 yards on just 19 carries against the NY Jets and their formidable defense.  His 70-yard TD run was the longest scoring run ever recorded against a Rex Ryan defense.  Oakland is now 2-1 and hosts New England this weekend.  I’m going to go ahead and take the Raiders +4 in my picks.  Book it.

 

The Bad

It’s a tough week to be a Houston Texans fan.  After the Kevin Walter tipped-pass touchdown grab, I honestly thought Houston finally had a marquis road win.  Alas, the old Texans returned on defense and allowed Drew Brees to engineer a game-winning touchdown drive.  It’s a tough loss for Houston, who now heads home to face Pittsburgh.  While this is not a must-win game for head coach Gary Kubiak, it’s damn close.

The Miami Dolphins haven’t won a game yet, despite not looking awful in any of those games.  New England trashed the Dolphin defense, but Chad Henne lit up the Patriots.  The next week Miami limited the potent Houston offense, only to sputter offensively themselves.  This past week the Dolphins went to Cleveland and lost on a last-minute touchdown pass from Colt McCoy to Mohamed Massaquoi.  This snake bit franchise looks to be heading for new leadership in their open week.

Kansas City did all they could, and it was almost enough against the Chargers this week.  In the end, though, the Chiefs fell to 0-3 making last year’s division title seem like nothing but a distant memory.  In a year where the offenses are far ahead of the defenses across the league, Kansas City’s paltry 252 yards of total offense won’t get it done.  The Chiefs will be lucky to win four games this year.

 

The Ugly

The entire Cincinnati v. San Francisco game should be put on a loop at Guantanamo Bay.  The two teams combined for a total of 454 yards in total offense.  Wes Welker had almost half that (217 yards) himself in the Pats game at Buffalo.  At the end of the season, we’re going to be scratching our heads wondering exactly how the Bengals managed to beat Cleveland on the road this year.

It just keeps getting worse for Indianapolis.  Former NFL quarterback and current Colts starter Kerry Collins was knocked out of the game, leading to the Curtis Painter Era in Indy.  To their credit the Colts took defending AFC champs Pittsburgh to the mat but simply couldn’t get it done, losing 23-20 on Sunday night.  Indianapolis is a double-digit underdog on the road this week at Tampa Bay, leading almost all sane people to see an 0-4 start for the Colts is inevitable.

The SEC West is a more difficult division than the NFC West.  If you don’t believe me, go back and watch the replay of the Seattle/Arizona game where Tarvaris Jackson was the winning quarterback.  Kevin Kolb looks to be a bit overrated after three games, and the Cardinals defense has serious holes.  And Arizona is (allegedly) the best team.  Elsewhere in the NFC West the Niners won the aforementioned pillow fight at Cincy by a final of 13-8 (not a typo), and St. Louis was humiliated at home by Baltimore 37-7.  If you gave me 10 points and either Alabama or LSU against any NFC West team, I’d take the points.

 

BK’s Picks – Week 3

For the first time this year I failed to pick up more wins than losses, but at least I didn’t have a losing record.  I was most surprised by San Diego’s lack of offense against a weakened Chiefs defense, but was pleasantly surprised to have nailed Seattle and Oakland as upset winners straight-up and against the spread.  I’m already looking at a handful of good plays for Week Four, so get ready to go back and cash in this week.

Week 3 Results – 8-8-0

2011 Season – 27-18-2

 

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Insight from an Aggie

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 27, 2011

 

Here we go.  The last of the non-conference Aggies v. Razorbacks football games, and possibly the last one at Jerry World.  Let’s kick things off with a little Q&A from our friend Ol’ Sarge 98 who helped us quite a bit with tips and confirmations during the SECcession of Texas A&M.  He’s a good egg, even if misguided in his love for the poor saps from College Station.  Ol’ Sarge ’98 follows his maroon & white like we follow the Hogs, so you can bet he’s got some good, informed opinions about the state of the Aggies.

In advance of the Southwest Classic, we’re going to engage in a little email exchange leading up to the game.  Both schools are coming off hugely disappointing losses.  Both schools entered the year with BCS expectations and a legitimate hope of making a run to the BCS National Championship game.  It looks like the the latter of those is off the table, but the winner of this game keeps its hope alive for playing in one of the biggest games of the football postseason.

As sign of friendship to our Aggie friends, I offer this tribute to their stellar marching band.

 

BK - What is the atmosphere like around the program after Saturday’s crushing home loss?  How have the Sherman-coached Aggies responded to these situations in the past?  Any critical injuries we should know about?

OS98 – The atmosphere around the program Saturday night was one of bewilderment and disappointment.  To blow a 17-point lead, at home, is nearly unheard of.  For as good as the Aggies were in the first half, they were just as abysmal in the second half.  However, it took one phone call by Commissioner Slive on Sunday (with his subsequent visit to Aggieland on Monday) to help shorten our memories of Saturday’s debacle.  The last, complete meltdown at Kyle Field in recent memory is probably the Missouri game from last season, when the Ags were completely man-handled by an inferior team, mostly due to an ineffective QB and a defense that simply gave up.  The loss also capped a 3-game losing streak that had many Aggie fans wondering about Mike Sherman.  However, a QB switch the following week against Texas Tech changed the fortunes for the Aggies, and they rattled off 6-straight wins to end the regular season, including victories over highly ranked teams such as OU and Nebraska, along with an awe-inspiring come-from-behind win against the Robert Griffin, III-led Baylor Bears in Waco, and of course, spanking those t-sips in Austin on Thanksgiving night.  The hope is that, like last year, the Aggies can rebound from a complete debacle, but there is no need for a QB change.  The facts are that the Aggies are very talented on both sides of the ball, even more talented than they were last year (Von Miller’s departure not withstanding).  As for injuries, All-American WR Jeff Fuller continues to rebound from hamstring injury suffered during two-a-days, and he should be back close to 100%.  Speedy, go-to slot man Ryan Swope took a nasty shot against OSU on Saturday but was able to return to the game and has since practiced.  The only other real concern is that of our top cornerback Coryell Judie.  He, too, has a bad hammy and was unable to go against OSU (would’ve matched up against Blackmon).  If he is not available, then our secondary will definitely suffer for the second week in a row.

 

BK – How has the Aggie fanbase viewed the SW Classic over the past few years?  Is this seen as a big game or a distraction in the middle of conference play?

OS98 – Well, the game as whole has been viewed quite positively (though, we could use a win in this series).  The Aggies have long had an affinity for the SEC (and nearly followed Arkansas to the SEC back in the 90s, if not for the string-pulling of Ann Richards and Bob Bullock), and any chance to compete with an SEC team has always been welcomed.  One thing about Aggies, we love a good challenge. We may not always come out on top, but we are not going to shy away from taking our shots against an SEC opponent.  We are thankful to be joining the SEC next season, making this game against Arkansas a conference match-up with real implications.  Has this game been a distraction given its placement in on the calendar?  Nah, not a chance.

 

BK – What concerns you most about the Razorbacks heading into Saturday?

OS98 – Going into this season, I would’ve immediately said your RB scared the hell out of me.  With his unfortunate injury, though, I would say the Arkansas running game is not nearly as concerning as the passing game now.  This is especially magnified if Coryell Judie is unable to go Saturday morning.  If that’s the case, then it will be imperative for the Ags to get pressure on Tyler Wilson early and often to help our secondary in coverage.  We did this in the first half against OSU, but in the second half, QB pressure was nowhere to be found, and it cost us dearly.  I know that Arkansas has a solid defense, but I have confidence that we will score points.  The question will be whether or not we can keep Wilson from picking us apart with the Arkansas passing attack.

For the Hog fans, I give you a review of the 2009 Southwest Classic (and hopefully a preview of the 2011 game this weekend).

This is Part 1 of a Two-Part series of emails between Brett & Ol’ Sarge 98, a longtime Aggie fan & former student.  Check back on Wednesday for Part 2, which includes BK answering questions from OS98.

 

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The BlogHawgs Heisman 5 + 1

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 27, 2011

Special to BlogHawgs by Kris Boyd

This is a quarterback-heavy list, but watch out for Trent Richardson.  He could move up the charts in a hurry, especially with another huge game this weekend against Florida.

1. Robert Griffin, III, QB, Baylor

RGIII put big stats up in a blowout win, this time against Rice.  The +1 finally gets to see RG3 play a game against a quality opponent when the Bears travel to Kansas State this weekend.  If Griffin puts up video game stats again this week, he may sit atop the +1 for the rest of the season.

 

 

2.  Kellen Moore, QB, Boise State

Another Saturday, another staggeringly efficient day from Moore.  The Broncos gunslinger completed 23 of 29 passes and tossed four touchdowns in the Boise St. win against Tulsa.  Kellen is not the best pro prospect this year, but he certainly looks like an elite college player.

3. Brandon Weeden, QB, Oklahoma State

Weeden gets a bump this week alone because he attempted 67 passes.  He completed 40 of them for 438 yards and a pair of touchdowns.  All this happened on the road at then-#8 Texas A&M in a huge comeback win for the Cowboys.  Weeden is the real deal.

4. Trent Richardson, RB, Alabama

Believe the hype.  Richardson shredded Arkansas for 211 total yards and a pair of touchdowns, feasting on a weakened Arkansas defense in the second half.  Richardson continues to show up on the big stage, a critical element for Heisman contenders.

5. Andrew Luck, QB, Stanford

Luck stays on the radar based on previous work, but he needs to put up huge numbers to say on the list.  Stanford has a creampuff schedule with no true national game of interest until October 29 when they head to USC.  He may be the most NFL-ready quarterback in the league, but he needs to step his game up statistically if he wants to hold a trophy in December.

+1 . Landry Jones, QB, OU

Oklahoma staggered out of the blocks in their 38-28 win against Missouri, and Landry led the charge.  He ended the day with 448 yards passing and 4 touchdowns, but he also completed 2 passes to the Tigers.  Landry needs a huge game on a national stage in November if he’s going to win.  A lack of charisma and a strong contingent of other college quarterbacks weaken his standing.

 

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Pretentious Mini-Revies by Jim Gooch (Sure to Alienate Middle Americans)

Posted by Brett Kincaid on September 27, 2011

I’m not saying the new Lorne Michaels show is awful.  Let’s just say that Christina Applegate’s breasts aren’t the only things missing.

I can’t say Up All Night won’t get picked up for a second season; much worse shows have found success.  Never underestimate Americans’ appetites for excrement – i.e., singing competitions and anything with the words “Tyler Perry presents.”  I’m saying I would expect a show produced by Michaels to play to a higher maturity level.

Special to BlogHawgs.com from Jim Gooch

 

 

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BK Says:  We have this on the DVR but haven’t watched it yet.  Maybe we won’t now.  Why can television execs not figure out how to use Will Arnett and Maya Rudolph appropriately?  Both are wickedly funny, and both have never found a mainstream audience.

TV execs figured out how to use Christina Applegate 20 years ago.  Unfortunately for her, that was 20 years ago.

 

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