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Colonel Reb is Crying–Again. Would (Won’t?) Be Mississippi Rebel Jeremiah Masoli Denied by NCAA

Posted by Adam Butler on August 31, 2010

The Mississippi Nutt Rag Front Man Can't Be Happy Today

and is not eligible to play in 2010 (unless Mississippi wins its appeal). Nathan Stanley–you’re up. Don’t worry–we have all the confidence in the world in you.

(NOTE: Updated with just phenomenal quotes)  

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BlogHawgs’ Never-Too-Early 2010 College Football Predictions

Posted by Adam Butler on August 31, 2010

 Conference

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ACC

Georgia Tech

Florida St.

Miami

Virginia Tech

Boston College

North Carolina

Clemson

Duke

NC State

 

 

Big East

West Virginia

Cincinnati

Pittsburgh

U Conn

USF

 

 

 

 

 

 

Big Ten

Ohio St.

Wisconsin

Iowa

Penn St.

Illinois

Michigan St.

Michigan

Minnesota

Northwestern

 

 

Big XII

Oklahoma

Nebraska

Texas A&M

Texas

Texas Tech

Missouri

Kansas

Kansas St.

Baylor

 

 

Pac-10

Oregon St.

Oregon

Stanford

Arizona

Washington

Cal

Arizona St.

UCLA

Washington St.

 

 

SEC

Florida

Arkansas

Alabama

Georgia

Auburn

South Carolina

LSU

Kentucky

Mississippi  St

 

 

C-USA

Houston

Southern Miss

Central Florida

SMU

Tulsa

Marshall

East Carolina

UTEP

 

 

 

WAC

Boise St.

Nevada

Fresno St.

Idaho

Hawaii

Utah St.

San Jose St.

Louisiana Tech

New Mexico St.

 

 

MWC

TCU

Utah

BYU

Air Force

Colorado St.

San Diego St.

New Mexico

UNLV

Wyoming

 

 

MAC

Temple

Northern Illinois

Kent St.

Ohio

Central Michigan

Toledo

Akron

Buffalo

 

 

 

Sun Belt

Troy

Arkansas St.

MTSU

ULM

Florida Atlantic

North Texas

Western Kentucky

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BCSCG

Ohio St. (NC)

Boise St.

Sugar

Florida

Nebraska

Rose

Oregon St.

Wisconsin

 

 

 

Orange

Georgia Tech

Pittsburgh

Fiesta

Oklahoma

Arkansas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alamo

Oregon

Texas A&M

International

Kent St.

USF

 

 

 

 

 

 

Armed Forces

SMU

Colorado St.

Las Vegas

TCU

Washington

 

 

 

 

 

 

Capital One

Alabama

Iowa

Liberty

Kentucky

Houston

 

 

 

 

 

 

Champs Sports

Cincinnati

Miami

Little Caesar’s

Temple

Army

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chick-fil-A

Florida St.

Auburn

Meineke Car Care

Virginia Tech

U Conn

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cotton

Texas

Georgia

Music City

North Carolina

LSU

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dallas Football Classic

Michigan St.

Southern Miss

New Mexico

Fresno St.

San Diego St.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eagle Bank

Ohio

Duke

New Orleans

Troy

Tulsa

 

 

 

 

 

 

Emerald

Nevada

Cal

Outback

Penn St.

South Carolina

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gator

Notre Dame

Illinois

Papa John’s

Arkansas St.

Mississippi  St

 

 

 

 

 

 

GMAC

Northern Illinois

NC State

Poinsettia

Utah

Navy

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hawaii

Central Florida

Idaho

St. Petersberg

MTSU

Marshall

 

 

 

 

 

 

Holiday

Stanford

Texas Tech

Sun

Arizona

Boston College

 

 

 

 

 

 

Humanitarian

Fresno St.

Air Force

Texas

Missouri

Michigan

 

 

 

 

 

 

Independence

BYU

Clemson

Yankee Classic

Pittsburgh

Kansas

 

 

 

 

 

 

Insight.com

Missouri

Minnesota

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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LINK!!  Try this link to see the complete spreadsheet:

https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AkfbnZ_InaJYdEx6aFNXM0V1SnpDaFVjMENRQXI0cHc&hl=en&authkey=CO7fuLoE

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A few notes:

  • BK and I disagreed on a few things (Boise, Arkansas, Texas A&M) but not much, really. If I were the only BlogHawg, I would never tempt the Jinx Gods by picking Arkansas to best Bama, win the West and play in a BCS game. That said, I have them at 10-2 with  a Bama loss and one more along the way. But, a  BlogHawg tie had to be broken and the tie went to BK on pretty much everything because he is hardheaded like that. Oh, and Mark Ingram’s knee surgery today can’t be dismissed, either.

  • For those that decry this as a homer pick, one might want to take a look at our 2009 predictions, (READ: Bama fan) and note that we did pretty well, and were any semblance of competence from Alex Tejada in the clutch from nailing the Arkansas and SEC picks about as well as one could hope to given all the variables involved.

  • The Boise BCSCG pick will be decided this Sunday.

  • T-minus 2 Days to football that counts– I can feel it.

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Dogpile on Boise State!!

Posted by Jeff on August 30, 2010

Overheard on a recent Boise State Recruiting trip:

BSU Coach Chris Peterson:  Son, we want you to come play for us in Boise. We’ve been ranked in the top 10 four years in a row. You will fit in well and play right away.

5 Star Recruit:  Boise?  Where’s that?

CP: It’s in Idaho, son.

5*: Idaho?  You mean where all the corn is?

CP: No, that’s Iowa, son.

5*: OHHH!  Yeah, Iowa. So we’ll be playing Michigan and Ohio State and such?

CP: No, no, no. Idaho. We will play Fresno, San Jose State, and Nevada…

5*: Vegas?!

CP:  No, Reno.

5*: Oh…

CP: Anyway, we also…
*RING*
*RING*

5*: Oh that’s me. Excuse me for a second… (on phone) Hello?   Oh yeah Coach Meyers. Yeah I’m still interested. What’s that?  A get together for possible recruits on the beach in Miami?  Oh yeah!!! I’m there. Alright.  Later.
5*: Sorry about that, Coach P.    Now about that corn…

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Heisman Pundit

Posted by Brett Kincaid on August 30, 2010

The folks over at heismanpundit.com released their own preseason poll this week.  Thirteen actual Heisman voters from across the country contribute to this weekly staple.  They each submit 3 names, and it essentially works like any other college football poll.

Historically Heisman Pundit has been a pretty accurate predictor.  Mark Ingram, the reigning champ, kicks off the season atop their poll.  Makes sense to me.  Arkansas’s Ryan Mallett starts the season tied for fifth.  Not a bad place to be, if you ask me.

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A Headline That You Cannot Resist

Posted by Jeff on August 30, 2010

I can’t make this up.  Fight at Arkansas Bapstim Nets 6 Arrests.

This could not wait for the NWC report.  Too classic.  The only surprising thing to me was that a disk jockey was involved.  From personal experience I tell you that we usually run away from fights.

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Week 1 – Select 17

Posted by Brett Kincaid on August 30, 2010

It’s finally here.  It’s Game Week.  And that means it’s time for the BlogHawgs.com Select 17 poll.

As you may or may not remember, we decided last season to introduce another poll into the college football landscape.  When you think on it, really there is nothing the sport needs more than a bunch of a-holes screaming about why their perspectives are better than anyone else’s.  So we decided to fill that void.

This year’s voters include 6 holdovers and 2 new guys.  All are college football crackheads, and everyone takes their ballot seriously.  With a football season as wide open as this one, I think we’ll have some serious swings week-to-week over these first two months.

With that… Let the games begin:

  1. Ohio State (4)     130
  2. Alabama (3)     125
  3. Florida          107
  4. Boise St. (1)     97
  5. Oklahoma        96
  6. Texas         89
  7. Nebraska         83
  8. Iowa         81
  9. TCU         80
  10. Virginia Tech         73
  11. Wisconsin         51
  12. Miami (FL)         44
  13. Arkansas         43
  14. Oregon         38
  15. Georgia Tech         18
  16. (tie) Pittsburgh         16
  17. (tie) Penn St.         16

Others receiving votes:  Oregon St. 9, Texas A&M 5, Auburn 5, Southern Cal 5, Florida St. 4, Georgia 4, West Virginia 2

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On Polling

Posted by Brett Kincaid on August 30, 2010

It’s football week, and I don’t think anyone could be happier than we are here at BlogHawgs.  After a brief hiatus to deal with everything from family medical to courtroom dramas to regular Dad Life activities, we are back and ready for action.  Jeff, Adam, and I will be here for the next 15 weeks analyzing and agonizing over the college football season.

It all begins of course with a poll.  We learned a lot last year thanks to our weekly exercise.  The biggest lesson I learned is that it is not very easy to cast a ballot every week.  It is virtually impossible to use the same set of criterion each week because the next week could turn your philosophy upside-down.  I think we all began to establish a personal “code” to guide us in our weekly deliberations.  I can easily say that I am still working on mine.

With this first ballot, I used my preseason predictions to guide the numbers.  I went through each BCS conference, the MWC , WAC, Conference USA, and Independents to predict schedules.  This was no casual enterprise.  The Wife can certainly attest to that.

So my first Select 17 ballot reflects how I expect the teams to finish.  That of course is based on the limited knowledge I have about each team heading into their first games.  After Week 1 we will have much more information at our disposal, meaning the Week 2 rankings should come a bit more easily.  The same can be said for Week 3.

When we hit that first week of October, though, things begin to change.  I have a pretty hard-and-fast rule about not ranking a team ahead of another team that has beaten them.  Unfortunately that rule sometimes must be broken.  So I rationalize and reflect, thinking on how teams evolve over a season – or in some cases devolve.  And long about Week 7 or Week 8 it becomes impossible to maintain that rule.  Now, if both teams have the same record I will stick to my guns.  But I suppose even that “rule” can be negotiated in my own mind as the season goes along.

As I announced over the weekend, Boise St. garnered the top spot on my ballot this week.  By Monday night we’ll know whether or not that was a foolish decision.  If Virginia Tech can pull the upset (Boise is a 3-point favorite as of Sunday morning), the Hokies will be rewarded and the Broncos penalized appropriately.  And I will catch hell from all of you people, but I suspect Adam will be the ringleader.  You see, he and I argue more about the polling than anything else.  It’s the only time last year (I think) that I legitimately pissed him off during our college football coverage.

The problem is that I love to discuss it.  I love to find out why or how other voters create their ballot.  And being who I am, I will argue if I don’t agree.  I’m looking forward to this season, arguing in public with my fellow voters over their ballots.  Hopefully you will find it amusing and at least slightly informative.

It’s game week, folks.  Grind away at work, put in the family time early this week, and get ready for a helluva weekend.  By Thanksgiving we’ll all wonder how quickly the time passed us by.

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The Case for Boise State

Posted by Brett Kincaid on August 29, 2010

This football season has great potential to be one of the best, most competitive seasons in recent memory.  We go into the season with no clear cut, consensus #1 football team in the country.  There are several candidates for the preseason top spot, and all can make a strong argument.  Unlike most seasons, though, you can actually make a pretty compelling case against each of those teams, too.

Will they make a banner like this again for 2010?

We’ll release our preseason Select 17 on Monday.  I’ve gone through several versions of my ballot over the past week or so, and it just never felt right.  Not until this morning, that is.  I put Boise State up top as my preseason #1 team.  I feel good about it.  I feel like Boise State has the most complete team with the fewest questions heading into play next week.  More on that in a minute.

Let’s take a quick look at the other teams.

Alabama is the chic pick, and I must say that they present a compelling case.  They return 8 starters on offense including the reigning Heisman Trophy winner and a quarterback that has not lost a start since junior high.  The Tide should power run with the best of ‘em this year, and Greg McElroy has shown that he can throw the deep ball.  In short, the Alabama offense should be very good in 2010.

Questions abound, though, on the defensive side of the ball.  Only three starters return from last year’s national championship team.  Marcel Dareus is a big question mark heading into the season as an NCAAinvestigation looms surrounding his eligibility.  Underreported by the national media, Nick Saban moved Kirby Smart from coaching the secondary to linebackers coach after James Willis left to lead the Texas Tech defense.  Jeremy Pruitt takes over the DB coaching duties now, and he does so after losing 3 of the 4 starters from last season  – and four of five from its nickel package.

Bama has tons of talent, and I believe these guys will come together this season and end up in a BCS bowl.  But they’ll take two losses before storming through October and November.  The schedule – featuring six opponents coming off open weeks prior to facing Alabama – will simply not allow an Alabama repeat.

Ohio State generally appears as the team to beat in the Big Ten – a league that I believe is far better than it was over the past four years.  There are 3 legit BCS Championship Game contenders in the league (Ohio St, Iowa, Wisconsin), and the middle 4 teams are all very solid.  Anyone who saw the Rose Bowl knows that the light appears to have come on for Terrelle Pryor.  And Mayor Tressel always puts up a stout defense.

September 11th will set the tone for the Buckeye season.  Miami comes to The Horseshoe in what is a huge game for both programs.  I credit Ohio State for reaching out and playing at least one big intra-sectional game every year.  This is a big one, and if OSU can pull it off they will have a legitimate claim on the #1 spot.  The problem for OSU is that they league may actually be too tough this year.  They have to travel to Madison and Iowa City this year, in addition to home games against Penn St. and Michigan.  A one-loss Buckeye squad may sneak into the title picture, but can you count on OSU to have only 1 loss?  I cannot.

Florida and Texas appear to be getting a lot of love this preseason, too.  I buy the Florida hype a little more than Texas, but I’m still not sold on either.  In fact I think both should be happy to play in a New Year’s Day bowl this year in advance of what will certainly be National Championship runs in 2011.  Both programs are replacing quarterbacks that identified their respective programs for the past half decade.  Aside from the team identity, Tim Tebow and Colt McCoy also played key roles in the running game.  As such, both schools are looking for bell cow running backs to take the burden off first-year starters.  Texas has even more questions when you look at their defensive line.  Unlike almost every other voter in our poll, I have no hate in my heart for Texas.  I also have no space for them on my ballot anywhere in the Top 17 preseason.

Oklahoma also presents an interesting case.  Phil Steele tabbed the Sooners as his team to beat this summer.  At first I scoffed at the notion, but the college football oracle may be on to something.  TheOklahoma schedule is more than manageable.   They have 3 solid non-conference games (Florida St, Air Force, @ Cincinnati) that will certainly bolster their computer ratings in the BCS formula.  On the field, OU has a suddenly-experienced quarterback and a slew of wide receivers.  Oklahoma needs to find a running back, and Bob Stoops has a handful of studs waiting to prove they can handle the rock.  If OU can fill holes on the defensive line, these guys could be great.  We’ll call Oklahoma my dark horse candidate for now.

That takes us to Boise State.  In the past four years, Boise has gone 49-4 and won two Fiesta Bowls.  The Broncos return 21 of 22 starters off last year’s team.  They beat the Pac-10 champs and steamrolled the rest of their schedule.  Boise then took out fellow BCS-Buster TCU to complete its second perfect season without a national title.  Known as a team with an innovative offensive team, Chris Peterson’s 2009 Broncos were stout defensively.  And did I mention they return almost every starter from last year?

Kellen Moore put up Play Station numbers last season and returns for his third year as a starter.  He was second nationally in pass efficiency and posted a ridiculous 39-3 touchdown-to-interception ratio.  Yeah…read that again.  39 – 3

Their top 2 rushers return from last season, a duo that combined for more than 1,900 yards.  Moore’s number one receiving target, Titus Young, is also back after posting 1,000 yards receiving last year.  Oh, and all five offensive linemen also come back to the blue turf.

Defensively the Broncos gave up only 17 points/game in 2009 and had a +21 turnover margin.  Ten of 11 starters return, but the biggest replacement will be at the defensive coordinator spot.  Pete Kwiatkowski takes over for Justin Wilcox who is off to Tennessee.  Kwiatkowski served as the Broncos defensive line coach before his promotion, so don’t expect a ton of changes.  Whatever they’ve been doing has worked in Idaho.

The schedule is tougher this year, highlighted by the biggest regular season game in Boise State history on Labor Day.  The Broncos open against Virginia Tech in Landover, MD at FedEx Field – home to the Washington Redskins.  Boise then travels to Wyoming before they host Oregon State, a team that expects to challenge for the Pac-10 title this year.

The schedule eases quite a bit after that.  This is the biggest problem for Boise State in its claim on the top spot.  While most experts think of Fresno St. and Nevada as decent non-BCS opponents, the WAC is a far cry from every BCS conference with the Big East being the only comparable league – and to be sure the Big East is better.

I think the arguments are reasonable.  Boise St. does have an easy conference schedule.  The biggest defense of penalizing Boise for that is the, “I think Boise would win no more than 8 games in the SEC.”  Sorry, guys, but I just don’t buy that.  I don’t think Oklahoma, Texas, or Ohio St. could win 10 games every year with an SEC schedule.  I do think this Boise State team could hang with any league this season.  I certainly think they would have a legit shot to win the Pac-10, the ACC, or the Big XII.  And I’d not want to bet against them winning the Big 10 or the SEC – THIS season.

On a year-to-year basis, I may agree that Boise just doesn’t quite have the stuff to really contend for the national title.  But this year is different.

There is not a team that stands out from the crowd, at least not in late August.  In my mind, Boise has as good a claim as anyone.  Bringing back the talent they bring, the discipline Peterson has instilled in his team over the past half-decade, and the utter domination they show – even in a weaker league – is enough for me.  If Boise St. can pull off wins over Virginia Tech and Oregon State then run the table through the rest of the schedule, I’ll leave them up top all year.

This is the type of season where a Cinderella story can happen.  If Butler can make it to the hoops final, why not Boise for football?  It’s their year.  Boise St. will not have a shot like this again in the foreseeable future.  Florida and Texas will make legitimate runs at the title in 2011, and I expect OU will be getting some love for the next couple years.  While the Big Boys of the sport look for answers to big questions this season, Boise St. is ready.

Oh…and make no mistake.  If Boise St. loses to Virginia Tech in the opener, I’ll deny having ever written this.

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I am Pretty Sure I Lost a Bet Once Because of a Play Like This

Posted by Adam Butler on August 29, 2010

Man, this kid will never live this down.

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Dad Life.

Posted by Adam Butler on August 27, 2010

I know this has been making the rounds for awhile, but it’s awesome, so I am posting it. The dude on the Zero Turn Radius Mower slays me.

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NWC Report for 8/27/10

Posted by Jeff on August 27, 2010

I GUARANTEE you I won't wear a Gator hat to a presser.

The station that fired Renee Gork for wearing a Gator hat to a Razorback press conference has replaced her with former Hog, Michael Smith.

Paid parking in and around Dickson Street is up and running but some are not responding in a kindly manner.

Trying to think of a clever... Mmmmm Donuts... Where was I? Oh yeah... caption.

Big Blue is taking their appeal of a class-action discrimination case to the U.S. Supreme Court. The case basically asserts that Wal-Mart paid women less than men for doing the same job.

The UofA reports that it has received $87M in private gifts this year.

Most of you know that Rick’s Bakery in Fayetteville is home to the best donuts in town but apparently owner Rick Boone knows a thing or two about making bakeries profitable too.

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Geoegia Starting Running Back Washaun Ealy Arrested

Posted by Adam Butler on August 27, 2010

The chances of Ealy missing a conference game as a result are about as slim as the chance that Georgia won’t name its next live mascot Uga.

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Central Arkansas Native and Former Cy Young Award Winner Cliff Lee Told ESP*I*N’s

Posted by Adam Butler on August 25, 2010

Colin Cowherd to shut up and called him a liar. Lee did so after Cowherd accused Lee of recently “mailing it in” versus the Baltimore Orioles and secretly pining to be a Yankee.

When I think of Cliff Lee, I think the opposite of Yankee. I am glad Lee called him out–more athletes should do so in response to (apparently) shaky reporting. 

And, I guess lots of players have been mailing it in lately against the Os (44-82) who are a respectable 12-9 since hiring manager Buck Showalter.

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Oregon St. Football Player Dismissed After Putting a New, Errrr, Nude, Spin on the Traditional 3-Point Stance

Posted by Adam Butler on August 24, 2010

Even Benny Beaver knows to cover his, um, "pelt".

And by spin, I mean  19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont.,was allegedly drunk as a skunk,  naked, in a stranger’s home, and required a stun gun to be subdued, but not before this sweet move:

Responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground, Lt. Tim Brewer said.

Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers, Brewer said. At that point, he said, two officers fired their stun guns.

Thomas redshirted during Oregon State’s 2009 season. It sounds as if he could have used that redshirt (and some pantalones azul) early Sunday morning

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And the Most Eligible Bachelorette in the World is:

Posted by Adam Butler on August 23, 2010

Elin Woods. (Now once again, Elin Nordegren, I presume.) By far. Even with 2 kids. We will never know how much money she received to agree to not tell us how scummy Tiger Woods is, but it is undoubtedly more than the GNP of many third-world countries.

Rory McIlroy

My guess is that Rory McIlroy’s people have contacted her people. If they haven’t he should fire them.

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New National Award Named After Former Hog Great Brandon Burlsworth

Posted by Adam Butler on August 19, 2010

The Brandon Burlsworth Award will honor a college football player who began his career as a walkon.

This is quite an honor for the family of Burlsworth, who was killed in a car accident in in April of 1999 (ppignant piece from the SI Vault) after being drafted in the 3rd round of the NFL Draft by the Indianapolis Colts.

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More WR Motivation for the Hogs

Posted by Brett Kincaid on August 19, 2010

College Football News has historically been favorable to Arkansas football teams.  In the last 3 years, though, I think we have learned that their (Pete Fiutak’s) loyalty is really to our former coach and not the program.  Despite the obvious reasons as to why the Hogs look good on paper this year, CFN is not impressed with the Hogs in their preseason predictions.

Need further evidence?  Not one Razorback wide receiver made their preseason All-American list — not even the “Watch List” of guys who could break through with a great season.

God knows it is hard to be an All-American at a position that requires so many things out of the players’ control to make it.  But to think none of the “Big Four” are worth even considering as a potential AA candidate is…hackish.

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The Butler Did It: You Can’t Spell Gregg Doyel Without the GD

Posted by Adam Butler on August 18, 2010

These Might Help Doyel With His Premature Self Congratulation

As expected and posted here  this morning,  CBS Sports Columnist Gregg Doyel used his platform today to try to rip Arkansas fans for Hat Gate 2010.

For those who don’t know, Doyel, prides himself on being the loudest of loudmouths. He often blasts people and then hides behind space limitations (ON THE INTERNET!) as an excuse for not doing his due diligence.

Before he posted his column on this issue, today, I put the over/under for glaring errors and omissions in his column at 8.5 and took the “Over”. That was easy money.

Now, on to giving Doyel some of his own medicine (except,  in addition to blasting Doyel without trying to get his side of the story, I actually did some column prep).

You may recall Doyel took Hog Fans to task at the end of the Mississippi Coach’s Reign of Terror, here, and bragged about not caring to know all the facts. He described everyone involved in Text Gate–including Frank Broyles and Mitch Mustain–with terms like Pimps, Whores and Johns–and did the obligatory dropping of a few 4-letter words so he could sound like an internet tough guy (What the HELL, why does he do that? What a DAMN JACKASS).

The good folks at Deadspin summed it up in 2008 much better than I, and probably shed some light on why Doyel is so angry. I mean, if I was as *ahem* “diminuative” as Doyel and my head looked like a human phallic symbol, I would be angry, too. (I dare you to not laugh at that pic)

Unfortunately (in a way) though, today, Doyel blew it on many levels. This should have been in his wheelhouse. He should have been able to milk this issue into plenty of additional faux celebrity TV and radio appearances. But, he broke a Cardinal Rule of Shock Jock, Internet Tough Guy Journalism: Don’t sing it, bring it. 

Prior to posting the column, Doyel was pretty proud of himself, Tweeting:

greggdoyelcbs Column coming. I just hit Arkansas fans so hard, I didn’t even feel it. Like hitting a 300-yard drive. Literally felt nothing. Pure.

AND

And remember Arkansas fans when you write hate e-mails it is @greggdoyelcbs not Doyle.

(I guess Doyel doesn’t think Twitter is dumb, anymore.)

Well if that column passes for hitting us hard, Doyel might want to change his name from Gregg Doyel to Glass Joe. Wait, I’m sorry–let me use Doyel’s preferred spelling– Glazz Joi.

And, in addition to suffering from a little premature self-congratulation, Doyel also, as expected, failed  do his homework. He ridiculed people, like KAKS GM Dan Storrs, without taking the time to get his version of events or lookinf into some of Ms. Gork’s admissions (including, among others, the fact that about one month into a job working for Hogs Sports Radio she lamented, on a public social networking site that she was covering the Razorbacks and not the Gators and did so despite a strict ban of any use of such sites at practice)

He also came up a little short of full disclosure in the column. Although his CBS bio informs us that he is a Florida Gator alum, Doyel didn’t mention it in his column (You’ve gotta save that space in the internet!)

But, slapdash journalism is Doyel’s calling card. He isn’t worried about facts. He doesn’t want to get the story right or form his opinions based on all the facts. He wants to become part of the story, as he proved in his Tweets leading up to  his latest digital disappointment.

Worse than Doyel, though, are wannabe Doyels like NWA columnist Scott Faldon–you know, guys that overcompensate with full, trimmed beards, probably live in their mom’s basement at age 42 and have breathless man-crushes on people like Doyel.

These are these same people who Tweet things like this: (as Faldon did, today)

Hitting refresh repeatedly, waiting @greggdoyelcbs column on hat-gate. Agree, disagree, Doyel is always great read.

AND

@greggdoyelcbs Hell, I’m getting Hate Tweets just for RTing you. You’re that good.

Until Doyel’s schtick runs its course and he inevitably ends up selling life insurance in Roswell, GA, and bragging about the good ole days when he wasn’t scared to say anything, he will always have his lap dogs like Faldon. But, with each hot, steaming mess of Wash, Rinse & Repeat editorialism, Doyel is being exposed for what he is–a yapping little twerp that is all sizzle, and no steak.

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Hat-Gate Day Five

Posted by Brett Kincaid on August 18, 2010

The ridiculous overreaction of national writers, sports talkers, and Internet “journalists” (like us) has begun to simmer down.  We’ll see a few more commentaries the rest of this week I’m sure, but with Favre’s return and tomorrow marking only 14  days until football counts for real I suspect this will die by the weekend.

There have been a handful of people weighing on this issue with, what we at BlogHawgs believe is, the right opinion.  The radio personality deserved to be reassigned at minimum and fired if she hurts her station’s ability to cover the Hogs as they choose.   Coach Petrino and Ryan Mallett did not fan the flames and merely pointed out that you shouldn’t wear other team’s colors to a Razorback practice.

One writer that “gets it” comes from a place I never expected – Oklahoma.  Perhaps the myopia regarding Sooner football helps them understand our own myopia for the Hogs.  In any event, I thought this was pretty refreshing.

For what it’s worth, Greg Doyle with CBSSports.com plans to unleash hell on Hog fans today.  It appears he will take a 180 degree point-of-view from that we have here at BlogHawgs world headquarters.  But, remember, Doyle is a moron.  Never forget that.

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Hogs Hoopster Marshawn Powell Breaks Foot, Should Be Back for Season

Posted by Adam Butler on August 17, 2010

as his expected down time is 7-8 weeks.

I suppose the fact it happened now, and not during the season, is a silver lining….if you are into such things.

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