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NWC report for 5/21/10

Posted by Jeff on May 21, 2010

Any flashbacks, BK? For me it's a weird desire to play backgammon...

Fairly slow up here this week other than lots of H.S. graduations…

Benton County is turning into Arkansas’ San Andreas.

A man was arrested yesterday and charged with running a prostitution ring in NWA.

Fayetteville has approved the sale (and taxation) of fireworks within the city limits.

Jon Williams probes the LCD (Lowest Common Denominator) mentality required to enjoy Arkansas Jailbirds.

Blog Hawgs Public Service Announcement:     Assess your personal property before May 31 to avoid a 10% penalty. EVEN IF YOUR PLATES ARE NOT DUE.   You can just call your local assessor’s office on the phone to re-assess.  Do it.   Save yourself the penalty.

Enjoy your weekend, friends.

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BlogHawg Birthday

Posted by Brett Kincaid on May 21, 2010

Happy Birthday, Adam

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Can MacGruber Pull SNL from its Major Motion Picture Skid?

Posted by Jeff on May 20, 2010

"OK. I need a paperclip, some white out and used chewing gum."

Will Forte’s SNL parody of McGuyver just might be the first sketch-turned-motion picture to avoid the critical derision and box office tanking that we have become used to over the past 10 – 15 years. (Who went to see The Ladies Man?  Oh yeah. No one.) If you buy the hype and the early reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, MacGruber just might break the streak.

I’ll admit that I’ve never thought the MacGruber bits were very funny. (Although Betty White as his grandma was worth a few pathological guffaws.)  The story in every filmed MacGruber bit, for those who don’t watch SNL, is that MacGruber is trapped in a small room with a bomb that is going to explode in 20 seconds. Along with him is usually Kristen Wiig and the guest host that week. Inevitably MacGruber gets distracted with a conversation or argument about his personal life and the bomb blows up.  Much like Kenny from South Park though, MacGruber is always back for the next episode.

So why am I going to see MacGruber?   A few reasons:

  1. My wife and I have a date night tomorrow night and she got to pick last. Avatar.  Do I need to explain more?
  2. It has both Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph in it. Love them both.
  3. It does NOT have the entire cast of SNL in it like most SNL sketch spinoffs.
  4. Jorma Taccone is directing.  He is part of the trio that is responsible for the Digital Shorts on SNL (The Lonely Island.)

So… after the Blues Brothers, what is the best SNL sketch movie?

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“The Butler Did It”–On the Politics of Hate

Posted by Adam Butler on May 20, 2010

Linda Poindexter Chesterfield

The Butler Did it……by Adam Butler

If you weren’t paying attention to the election cycle in Arkansas recently, you missed one of the more despicable acts of political desperation in recent years. 

I’m not unmindful of the fact that all is fair in love, war and politics, but Linda Poindexter Chesterfield, who beat Jay Barth to win the Democratic nomination for the Senate District 34 seat took dirty politics to another depth to help get it done.

Chesterfield ran a deplorable radio ad ( barthad) that first aired last Thursday (four days before the election).  The spot starts by trumpeting Barth’s sexual orientation, but worse than that, ends by accusing Barth of playing to a racial stereotype that blacks are lazy–because Barth had the gall to point at her voting record as a legislator (Chesterfield is black).  

Per an article in today’s Arkansas Democrat Gazette, Barth claimed during the campaign that Chesterfield  missed almost 1,300 votes at the Capitol.

Ironically, in addition to being unconscionable, the ad very well may have been completely unnecessary.  Chesterfield received 4,578 votes to Barth’s 2,763, despite being outspent through early May by Barth’s campaign by a whopping $193,712 to $42,353.

A couple things:  Barth knows politics, and he had to know his sexual orientation would be in play at some point.  What he could have anticipated, but may not have really believed, is that Chesterfield would not only play the Race Card but would play the whole deck.

 I am sorry,  but if Chesterfield did, indeed, miss that many votes, and didn’t have a serious illness as an excuse, then Barth wasn’t playing to stereotypes–he was simply relying on Politics 101 and hammering his opponent with her record (which makes sense, as Barth is a Professor of Politics at Hendrix College in Conway. Ironically, Chesterfield was the first black graduate of Hendrix College).

No, the only stereotypes I see at play here are the ones that Chesterfield–through her actions–has fostered–that black people are homophobes who play the race card at the drop of a hat.

Those stereotypes are ugly, asinine and untrue and that’s why Chesterfield’s actions are so reprehensible.

She could learn a thing or two from Joyce Elliot–a true difference-making Arkansas legislator (and black woman) who is running (well) for the 2nd Congressional District seat and is doing so on her record. But clearly, she lacks a characteristic of which Elliot has an abundance–class.

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Arkansas Basketball Coach John Pelphrey Adds an Assistant

Posted by Adam Butler on May 20, 2010

I guess Nelson couldn't afford the other half of his haircut back in 2000

per a Tweet from Robbie Neiswanger, a sportswriter who covers the Hogs up in the land of milk and honey (NWA ).

And, the assistant is a familiar name–not former Hog Hoopers Darrell Hawkins or Todd Day–but former Florida Gator–Brett Nelson.

Nelson played at Florida when Pelphrey was an assistant there, and he has been coaching at another former Pel haunt, Marshall, after a brief stint at Virginia Commonwealth under another former Florida Assistant and Pel Pal–Bama Coach, Anthony Grant.

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Boozeman’s GOP Challengers Plastered, Troubles Boiling for Blanche

Posted by Adam Butler on May 19, 2010

"Did you know I played for the Razorbacks? Seriously--I did--I played for the Razorbacks."

To me, the news of the night was not just that Blanche Lincoln, a long time, moderate (right leaning?) Democrat was forced into a runoff, but that she barely won the popular vote.

Regardless of how her camp wants to spin it, the night was a bad one for Blanche.  She has a fight on her hands, and will have to dip significantly inter her war just to crank out some more disingenuous ads. More importantly Republican John Boozman destroyed the 314 challengers in his primary, avoiding a runoff, and allowing him to mention the fact he played for the Razorbacks at least 57,000 times before the general election.

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Axl Rose Has Yet Another Way to Not Tour Nor Reunite

Posted by Jeff on May 19, 2010

At least the stupid corn rows are gone.

Axl Rose is suing the head of Frontline Management accusing him of scheming to bring the original members of Guns N Roses back together. The only interesting thing out of this is that Axl might end up being the first artist to actually make a dent in the new Ticketmaster monopoly thing.  Interesting article.

As an aside, there is absolutely no chance that the original GnR will ever reunite for any reason.  Start with Slash who basically said he will never work with Axl again.  Steven Adler’s career is now a recurring character playing himself on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.  And Axl might go down in history as the biggest head case in the history or rock and roll. Eleven years to make one mediocre album?  And now this?  Axl quite simply does whatever it takes to ruin any chance of future success for both himself and GnR.  It’s quite sad because he was the lead singer on the greatest non-1970’s rock album of all time.

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2010: The Year of the Taser–”I Said a Double Burger WITH Cheese!”

Posted by Adam Butler on May 18, 2010

If you mess up my order at the Drive Thru, you deserve 50,000 volts. I mean, didn’t BlogHawgs Nation agree that if you do something stupid, and put others at risk (I gotta have my fries), you deserve to be lit up?

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ESPN’s Chris Low Picks Arkansas to

Posted by Adam Butler on May 18, 2010

upset Bama.  This will never happen because I want it to happen so badly.  But, it does make me love Chris Low (in a plutonic way) even more than I did. I thought was impossible–sorta like the Hogs winning a hyped up showdown own our own field versus THE blueblood of college football a year after they won a National Championship (and not one of their bogus ones).

BlogHawgs Trivia Question: Can you name the (former) Hog pictured, left? Answer in the comments, below.

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Supreme Court Says Life Without Parole is Cruel and Unsual for Minors

Posted by Jeff on May 17, 2010

I can't believe I'm out here on this Supreme Court just a Swingin'.

The Supreme Court decided two cases out of Florida today saying that the 8th Amendment protects minors from being sentenced to life in prison without the possibility for parole.

Two things about this:  1. As a high school teacher it is very clear to me that teenagers can change.  I have had truly amazing interactions with adults that I barely recognized from their days as a student in my class. Age can change a person.  2. If you have any interest at all in the Supreme Court of the US, you need to hang out at Oyez.  I love this website.

Adam:  Show off your juris doctorisity by explaining this one to us: 

“[T]he court dismissed Sullivan v. Florida as improvidently granted, in a per curiam opinion.”

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BlogHawgs Bad Announcing Hall of Fame–”Dirty South” Inductee

Posted by Adam Butler on May 17, 2010

Check out this New Orleans newscast.  Classic.

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12-Year Old Steve Nash Lookalike Sings Lady Gaga Hit

Posted by Adam Butler on May 14, 2010

Impressive….not just the song, but the 11 Million plus hits. Happy Weekend.

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Two Too-Good/Bad to Pass Up Criminal Stories

Posted by Adam Butler on May 14, 2010

I can’t decide which is crazier–the 87-Year old woman who is an alleged crack cocaine dealer, or the shoplifter who was allegedly choked to death by an employee at a Chicago-area pharmacy for stealing……(wait for it)…..crayons.  I mean, I know you don’t get between my 2-year old and his crayons, but choked to death for getting between a pharmacy worker and (not even his, technically) Magenta?

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There is No”Meth”od to the Madness of a Burgeoning Drug Epidemic

Posted by Adam Butler on May 14, 2010

NWA Friday continues on BlogHawgs with NWA media stalwart Jon Williams’ latest column–which apparently was an eye-opener for JDub.

I won’t say much on this other than to add it’s a frightening problem that isn’t going away, and the answer is not more jails and stiffer penalties. This drug has a hold on people that isn’t even touched by the potential deterrent effect provided by amped up punishment.

Oh, but I do think the Federal Government should revisit the “This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs.” Public Service announcement and instead use some version this cautionary paragraph from Jon’s column:

Phone call after phone call. Facebook post after post. Email after email. All about meth abuse. One call came from a man who said he was making six figures, happily married, great job, big house, and he started using meth to work 18-hour days to make more money. One day nine years ago, with a wad of cash in one pocket and a stash of meth in the other, a carload of men came to his job site, knocked him down, stole his roll and meth, and took a sledgehammer to his face and head, leaving him for dead. He lost his job, his house, his wife, his life. He is now alive with a mechanical face, permanently disabled, divorced, and regrettful every day.

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Northwest Arkansas is Loaded With All Americans

Posted by Adam Butler on May 14, 2010

Auburn OC Gus Mala-Zahn

this year….and, it has some great football players, too. 

Can you imagine what kind of football recruiting haul the University of Arkansas might enjoy this season if it were NWA’s home state school? I find it ironic that the War Eagle Festival is held in NWA considering the Jim Jonesian spell Auburn Offensive Coordinator Gus Malzahn has over the folks to the extreme left in our state (geographically speaking, of course).

There is lots of net guano to suggest the Hogs are in good shape with High School All Americans (and Springdale natives) Kiehl Frazier, Brey Cook and Mitch Smothers, but I won’t believe it until the Hogs slay the recruiting dragon (dang, I just gave Auburn an idea for another mascot) that is Malzahn.

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Northwest Corridor Report for May 14th, 2010

Posted by Jeff on May 14, 2010

The bullying trial against Fayetteville Public Schools by Billy Wolfe and family was decided in favor of the district.  Wolfe made national headlines a few years ago when the NY Times wrote about his case.

Rogers (led by US House hopeful Mayor Steve Womack) is following Springdale’s lead making the sale of K2 or Spice illegal in the city. Benton County actually banned it before Rogers did but they did it anyway.

An adjunct professor at NWACC who was fired for saying that County Judge Dave Bisbee should resign has been offered his job back.  Bisbee is facing charges that he awarded county contracts to his own company illegally. Bisbee’s wife also sits on the Board of Trustees for NWACC.

After 87 years of service, Tontitown’s legendary Mary Maestri’s Italian restaurant has closed its doors. Of course this was in advance of what is expected today: The Pink Poster o’ Doom for unpaid taxes.

Nice article about Dickson Street merchants and their ups and downs.

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Jon Williams Aspires to be the New King of All Media

Posted by Jeff on May 13, 2010

"I swear to God if you touch my shoulder again..."

The Never-Without-A-Word and friend of Blog Hawgs, Jon Williams kicked off his print journalism career with an online column on the Fayetteville Flyer blog last week.  For those of you who don’t count Jon as an old friend like Adam, Brett and I do, he is a Northwest Arkansas radio stalwart.  (You like that one, AB?  Last week, “frontman,” this week, “stalwart.”)

His first column was a shout out to Fayetteville Mayor Lioneld Jordan.  And the comments that follow are fairly typical of the “If I spout say it on the Internet, no one will know it was me” generation.  Welcome to the world of Lit Critics, Jon.

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Houston Teacher Beats Down 13-Year Old Student

Posted by Adam Butler on May 13, 2010

(Carlin bit at end is NSFW) This is unconscionable and can’t be condoned.  That said, I can imagine how it happened.  I was at Playtime Pizza a few months ago with my 2-year old, and some kids that were around 13-14 years old were there being very physical with one another (boys against girls). My guess is this kid was in a girl’s face (or the teacher thought he was) and the teacher lost it.

Again, it can’t be condoned, but I bet that’s what happened–she just lost it.

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Facebook Losing Users Due to Privacy Concerns

Posted by Jeff on May 13, 2010

We just want to dominate the earth. Is that wrong?

The WalMart of social media sites, Facebook might be re-thinking their privacy policy… again.  Bloggers are starting some noise about their new Open Graph feature that basically tracks the user’s likes and interests as they mosey around the internet. The site then reports what you did.

Eg. “Adam read about Playboy’s 3D centerfold on MSNBC.com.”  

I don’t know why this would be a problem.  Facebook is getting a little big in the cabeza.

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Hogs Ranked in Preseason Top 25 Polls

Posted by Adam Butler on May 12, 2010

Mallett and Hogs Looking to Make the Leap

in Athlon Magazine and Lindy’s. I am hoping for more, but this seems fair until the defense and kicking game display improvement.

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