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Jim Gooch’s Classiest Top Ten List, Yet–Top 10 Greatest Backsides in Movie History

Posted by Adam Butler on March 12, 2010

From Blog Hawgs Movie Correspondent Jim Gooch

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Send your complaints dirrectly to The Gooch, and please don’t think less of me for posting it. The Gooch is hounding me, and he can be very persistent and persuasive.)

The Top Ten Greatest Backsides in Movie History
By Jim Gooch

By far the easiest list I’ve ever made. In fact, I think I’ve been subconsciously making this list for years. Call it perverted or call it a hobby (I don’t really care). I just know you’ll read it.

There are many different sizes and shapes out there to suit many differenttastes, but if you’ll notice, Jim Gooch likes a big, plump, played-a-lot-of-soccer-growing-up butt. The only criteria for this list includes is simple: female movie/tv actress (this way I can avoid the trinity of pop a– known as Alicia Keyes/Rhianna/Shakira.

Here’s the list:

10. Beyonce Knowles (her painfully bad movies keep her out of the top
5)
9. Helen Mirren (classic british ass – see Caligula)
8. Jessica Biel (the reigning queen of badonkadonk)
7. Brittany Spears (circa 2004 it was a thing to behold)
6. Charisma Carpenter (from Buffy – check out her Playboy spread
if you don’t believe me)
5. Salma Hayek (Desparado….)
4. Halle Berry (timeless backside
3. Jennifer Lopez (inspired an a– revolution)
2. Jaime Pressley (wow, just wow – see Poison Ivy 3)
1. Nicole Kidman (the only butt on the list that could not be
described as large, it is perfect, and she gets added points for the
frequency with which she’s shared it with the world over the last 20
years)

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Seven Athletes That Could Have Used a Financial Advisor

Posted by Adam Butler on March 12, 2010

and 2 are from Arkansas!

Scottie Pippen lost $120 million in career earnings due to poor financial planning and bad business ideas. Air Jordan’s sidekick blew $27 million on bad investments and spent $4.3 million on a Gulfstream II corporate jet.

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Corliss Williamson to be the Next UCA Head Coach?

Posted by Adam Butler on March 12, 2010

he is in the running, and there is a lot of net guano suggesting he will be named the Head Coach at 2 p.m., today.

UPDATED: It’s official.

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Betty White Will Host SNL on May 8th

Posted by Jeff on March 12, 2010

The Ultimate Cougar

After an outpouring of online support, legendary comedienne Betty White has signed on to host Saturday Night Live in May.  The episode will also feature several former female cast members as a tribute to the trail that White blazed for female comedic performers.

Yes. I could do without anymore Gilly too.

 

I’ve never been really impressed by the female performers on SNL since Gilda Radner. The only exception being Kristen Wiig who I believe will go down as one of the greatest performers to ever hit that stage.

SNL was incredible last year (2008-2009).  Maybe the funniest year ever. (The ’08 election helped of course.)  This year has not been as funny but it’s still better than usual.  Keenan Thompson’s sketch as Tiger begging for help from an abusive Elin was absolute gold.

I’m no comedy writer but if I were, I’d be writing a Cougar sketch with Betty hitting on a 60 year old.  How funny would that be?

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