Extortionist Pleads Guilty
Posted by Jeff on March 9, 2010
Try getting this love triangle out of your head...
Robert “Joe” Halderman pleaded guilty to attempted grand larceny in the David Letterman extortion case. He got 6 months in jail plus community service. Not enough if you ask me. But like many of you, I’m a huge Dave fan.
The real story here is that Stephanie Birkitt – who was pretty funny in the skits that Letterman put her in – seems to have a thing for older men. First 60-something Dave, then 50-something Joe. Unfortunately she apparently left her diary out for ol’ Joe to read after he got tired of Dave driving her home late every night.
Speaking of which… Do people really keep diaries anymore? Who does this? What did her entry say? “Dear Diary: Dave made me dress up like the Statue of Liberty again today. He’s so dreamy with that gap in his teeth and messed up hair. Maybe he’ll make me a star!”
Lynn said
“He’s so dreamy with that gap in his teeth and messed up hair.”
You just made Adam’s day.
Jeff said
I knew that one was coming.
What is the scientific name for it again, Adam?
Adam Butler said
Diastema.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diastema_(dentistry)
Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Adam Butler said
If I had a diary entry for today, it would be titled,
1.”Extortionist Pleads Guilty–but What about the Mechanic that quoted me $400 to replace my alternator?” or
2. “Clients: A Necessary Evil?” or
3. “On Jim Gooch’s post-Oscars silence–Hurt Feel Bads b/c he has some movie musings competition on BlogHawgs, or just a bad few days following his most recent prison CENSORED”.
Jim Gooch said
Working on finding a job. A real job.