Write This Caption: Auburn Signee Dakota Mosley of
Posted by Adam Butler on February 23, 2010
Little Rock Christian and Michael Dyer coattails BFF fame (POST THEM AS A REPLY):
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Adam Butler said
Dakota Mosley to Star in “Malibu’s Most Wanted II”?
Lynn said
STR8 GANGSTA
or
A White Rapper with Some Street Knowledge
Jim Gooch said
*CENSORED*
Brett Kincaid said
Gimme all the food you can gimme
LittlePope said
zit cream is expensive
Adam Butler said
Man Boob Reduction costs HOW MUCH?
Maukavelli said
Dakota Mosley shows everyone “How to lose your college football scholarship”
Also known as “Pulling an Elijah Fields”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/21/elijah-fields-money-pictu_n_470953.html
Adam Butler said
“When I think gangsta, I think pimply, pudgy white kid from Little Rock Christian named Dakota”.
MartinBalsam said
Gus Malzahn brings his tradition of high school recruiting excellance to the SEC!
LittlePope said
And the winner in the brain look alike contest goes to…………
Adam Butler said
Poor Brain–
Sean Casey, Kerry Wood, …..Dakota Mosley? I don’t see the last one…..OK I think everyone looks like Brain, so maybe a little.
Maukavelli said
I thought it when I saw it. Wasn’t sure how many on here would get the joke, though.
My Comment would have been: “Why did Chandra give Brain so much money?”
OR
“Brain reaps the rewards of selling all of Chandra’s shoes.”
OR
“Brain saves Tyson money; Flaunts it a bit too much.”
OR . . . (this may actually be more fun than Dakota).
Lynn said
His hands look like the dudes with small hands on the Burger King commercial.
Adam Butler said
Regarding his hands, “I’ve heard of cankles (calves that aren’t distinguishable from ankles), but wrands? (wrists + hands?)” Are we going to Hell for this?
My justification is that he: a) posed for the pic; b) It’s on the InterWeb; and c) he makes jabs/jokes about the Hogs all the time, so I figure he enjoys a good one-liner.
MartinBalsam said
that’s one reason petrino would give him a scholarship, wrands!
that and he obviously knew the moron would do this crap
that’s funny wrands, very nice
krismboydpa said
Woke up quick, at about noon,
Just thought I had to make a stupid picture soon.
I gotta flaunt ben before the day ends,
before I lose Michelle Dyer as a “friend”.
Brain said
I got nothing.
I was surprised that Butler was not the first to bring up the look-a-like thing. Butler probably thinks I look like the Gabourey Sidibe.
Mike Terrell said
Bi+c#es ain’t nothin but hoes and tricks.
Jim Gooch said
The last time I saw someone named Dakota holding that much cash, she had just agreed to do her first anal scene.
it's me said
They must think I can play. Auburn recruiters are the best!
chris101 said
Can you say NCAA violation. They’re gonna be looking into Aw-Boring like they’re doing USC right now. I hope somebody Sean Taylor’s the hell out of Frazier and Michelle Dyer’s asses.
MEGATHREAD: NCAA looking at Cam Newton for possibly receiving extra benefits. - Page 541 - TideFans.com said
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B Resnick said
IT’S TRUE! IT’S TRUE! You can be a winner TOO!
The BlogHawg Dictionary « The Blog Hawgs said
[...] Wrands: Similar to cankles, only they are wrists that are indistinguishable from the hands. See: http://bloghawgs.com/2010/02/23/write-this-caption-auburn-signee-dakota-mosley-of/ [...]
Report: Former Little Rock Christian & (Now Former) Auburn Tiger Dakota Moseley Arrested « The Blog Hawgs said
[...] those who don’t remember the rarely-used Moseley, he is the close friend of fellow Little Rock Christian product Michael [...]
Report: Former Little Rock Christian & (Now Former) Auburn Tiger Dakota Moseley Arrested « The Blog Hawgs said
[...] those who don’t remember the unused Moseley, (he redshired this season) he is a former LRC tight end, and the close friend of fellow Little [...]
Cyndi said
Just so you know this photo was taken after his mom sold his car. Dakota is not a gangsta, at all. You people don’t know what your talking about, go check on your trees….