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A Showdown Between 2010 Oscar Nominees/Former Spouses

Posted by Adam Butler on February 2, 2010

James Cameron & Kathryn Bigelow is certainly one of the most intriguing stories to come out of today’s Oscar nominees announcement.

And it made me think–What other matchups of Exes would I like to see?

There are lots of possibilities.  

I’d also like to see:

Justin Timberlake vs. Britney Spears (or Rihanna vs. Chris Brown) for a Grammy (hey don’t rule it out if Taylor Freaking Swift can win one, Britney can lyp sync one ).

Houston Nutt vs. his Available Timeouts

Kobe Bryant vs A Shot He Didn’t Like and/or “any signature facial expression/display of emotion he didn’t steal from the now almost equally unlikeable Michael Jordan.

Blanche Lincoln vs. the Democratic Party

Glenn Beck vs. Rationality

I’m missing some obvious ones, right? Help me out.

3 Responses to “A Showdown Between 2010 Oscar Nominees/Former Spouses”

  1. JUJU said

    Brett vs Curb…Curb wins

  2. krismboydpa said

    Stan Heath v. Emotion

  3. Jim Gooch said

    Were you kinda-sorta complimenting Kobe?? There must be an Alpha Delti Pi performing an aria somewhere in Fayettville at this very moment.

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