A "Missing Persons" Poster for "Boner"

Actor Andrew Koenig, aka “Boner” Stabone of “Growing Pains” has committed suicide.

When I get sad about it, I watch this video and I laugh a lot.

call the cops? 

This is a recent “Police Beat” from a Hot Springs Village Newspaper.  The 2nd paragraph is treee–mendous, but it is, as a whole, pretty good stuff.

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has been suspended for two weeks for on-air comments about Hannah Storm, and per this report, daring to make fun of the most annoying and overrated man in television, Chris Berman.

Little Rock Christian and Michael Dyer coattails BFF fame (POST THEM AS A REPLY):

It’s the Hype Machine (already) whirring for big Ryno.  NBC Sports has tabbed him as the #1 collegiate quarterback for next season, It’s ironic that they pulled a quote from an SEC West Coach who thought so much of his talent as a QB that when he came to camp, he played him at………..Tight End……multiple years.  That’s right. 

That was a remarkably bad personnel decision and Houston called it, brutha!

I think of “Kickin’ It”, as ESPN SEC blogger Chris Low did recently with the Head Hog.  I particularly like the fact that he “kept it real” regarding expectations.  He’s so hood.

(Read in monotone, robotic voice) I AM……………VERY SORRY………..TO THOSE OF YOU WHO………….READ THIS BLOG…………….IT HAS BEEN A FEW DAYS SINCE……………………I HAVE POSTED ANYTHING………………WITH THIS WHOLE WORK…………….HUSBAND………………….FATHER………….THING……….IT IS MUCH HARDER TO FIND TIME TO POST………..THESE DAYS…….IT WAS MUCH EASIER WHEN THIS WAS BLOGHAWGS………AND NOT BLOGHAWG……..BUT…….THAT…….IS NO EXCUSE…….I MUST DO BETTER………………………………THANK YOU.

thinking, “Here comes the luck of the Razorbacks.”, along came ESPN SEC blogger Chris Low to talk me and the rest of Razorback Nation down, as he found the bright spots in Mallett’s projected 3-4 month layoff due to a broken bone in his foot sustained yesterday in conditioning drills.

I think it also might help him stay out of trouble in the offseason.  It’s harder to run around town with a bum wheel.

2nd in the SEC West.

He’s only been there a matter of hours, but it apparently feels like “A Long December” for former UA Quarterback, Matt Jones, and his new employer, the Cincinnatti Bengals. Yikes.

This could get interesting.  On one hand, it may not matter to the show and it’s creators, because about 4 dyed-in-the wool (wait, did I just insult sheep?) Republicans in the entire nation have the sense of humor for The Family Guy.

On the other hand, the show airs on Fox, Palin’s campaign manager employer.

My guess is both Palin and TFG use this dustup to their (PR) advantage for quite awhile.

Penalty. No TD.

if this happens? File it under “If it’s broken, break it even more”.

“If passed, players who draw flags for taunting gestures on their way to a touchdown would have the penalty assessed from the spot of the foul, taking away the score. Penalties that occur in the end zone would continue to be assessed on the extra-point attempt, 2-point conversion try or ensuing kickoff.”

No Penalty.

was arrested Thursday by agents for the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs on complaints of attempting to possess controlled dangerous substances.

I know that when he inked (current OSU star) James Anderson from Junction City, Arkansas, a few years ago, I felt like doing lots of pain killers.

Seriously, though, while the mug shot would normally be funny, it’s sad because it appears Sean Sutton is in a pretty bad way.  I hope he beats it.  His father has had a well-chronicled battle with addiction for most of his life.

This is Hopefully the Only Kind of Stash Jones Has These Days

Bengals stripes, that is, as Cincy inks him to a one-year deal for around $700,000.  As posted hear yesterday, Jones, had been close to a deal with the Tennessee Titans.

when Buster Douglas KOed Mike Tyson in Tokyo?  Unbelievably, I don’t.  I was probably channel surfing for saucy videos on MTV because, well, I was 13, and, that was back when MTV played videos.

the Tennessee Titans? It looks like Jones will be back in the NFL, soon. Note: When you follow the link, that is NOT a picture of Jones in the “Homeowners Fail to Refinance Ad” (SEE BELOW) but don’t act like you were sure of that when you saw it.

in Hot Springs for what will be one of the most anticipated non Triple Crown races in modern racing history.

It makes me think we should postpone the start of one of the 412 fantasy baseball leagues I am in and draft from Hot Town with tens of thousands of fellow degenerate gamblers around.

with chest pains.