from Bloghawgs.com Movie Correspondent Jim Gooch
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10. The scene in Boys Don’t Cry where the homesexual played by Hilary Swank is raped by a man and then murdered.
9. The scene in Brokeback Mountain where the homosexual played by Jake Gyllenhaal is murdered.
8. The scene in Milk where the homosexual played by Sean Penn is murdered.
7. When Tom Hanks dies of AIDS in Philadelphia.
6. The opening scene in A Time to Kill.
5. The scene in Birth of a Nation where the house slave, played by a white guy in blackface, tries to rape the white woman and she jumps off a cliff to preserve her dignity.
4. Anything with Chuck Norris killing asians.
3. Schindler’s List, all of it.
2. The scene in The Little Mermaid where the Jamaican-sounding crab teaches Ariel that life is better “Under the Sea,” because underwater you don’t have to get a job.
1. The Zapruder film.
It could never happened, but it would be phenomenal if the President sat for jury after being summoned in Illinois.
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