The Twelve Days of Hootie
On the first day of Hootie
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
One Heeeeert Beeeeeat
On the second day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat.
On the third day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
Three wasted timeouts,
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat.
On the fourth day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
Four Wildcat passes,
Three wasted timeouts,
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat.
On the fifth day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
Five 3rd-down Smoke Draws!,
Four Wildcat passes,
Three wasted timeouts,
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat.
On the sixth day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
6 Bowl Busts,
Five 3rd-down Smoke Draws!,
Four Wildcat passes,
Three wasted timeouts,
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat.
On the seventh day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
Seven hapless kickers,
6 Bowl Busts,
Five 3rd-down Smoke Draws!,
Four Wildcat passes,
Three wasted timeouts,
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat.
On the eighth day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
Eight nail less fingers,
Seven hapless kickers,
6 Bowl Busts,
Five 3rd-down Smoke Draws!,
Four Wildcat passes,
Three wasted timeouts,
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat.
On the ninth day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
Nine Mal-A-Zahns,
Eight nailless fingers,
Seven hapless kickers,
6 Bowl Busts,
Five 3rd-down Smoke Draws!,
Four Wildcat passes,
Three wasted timeouts,
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat.
On the tenth day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
Ten wasted seasons,
Nine Mal-A-Zahns,
Eight nailless fingers,
Seven hapless kickers,
6 Bowl Busts,
Five 3rd-down Smoke Draws!,
Four Wildcat passes,
Three wasted timeouts,
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat.
On the eleventh day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
Eleven “Special” players,
Ten wasted seasons,
Nine Mal-A-Zahns,
Eight nailless fingers,
Seven hapless kickers,
6 Bowl Busts,
Five 3rd-down Smoke Draws!,
Four Wildcat passes,
Three wasted timeouts,
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat.
On the twelfth day of Hootie,
Ole Miss’ Coach gave to me
Twelve pre-game texts,
Eleven “Special” players,
Ten wasted seasons,
Nine Mal-A-Zahns,
Eight nailless fingers,
Seven hapless kickers,
6 Bowl Busts,
Five 3rd-down Smoke Draws!,
Four Wildcat passes,
Three wasted timeouts,
Two chin straps, and
One Heeeeeeart Beeeat!
Humble Pie
Posted by Adam Butler on October 24, 2009
Served cold. I’ll own it, Ole Miss fan. Houston Nutt and the Rebels dominated us. I talked a lot of smack and I am embarrassed. Congrats on a big win.
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