HUGE Mystery Solved
Posted by Brett Kincaid on July 24, 2009
ESPN.com reports that Steve Spurrier may be the lone person that did not vote for Tim Tebow as first-team All-SEC.
Not since the Lindbergh baby have we seen a story grip the nation like this. I can only suspect that The Ol’ Ball Coach has been counseled by many religious leaders. My sources say his contract is under review, citing “lack of moral fiber”. The Pope is expected to issue a statement on the matter soon.
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LittlePope said
“However, SEC associate commissioner Charles Bloom confirmed to ESPN.com that Spurrier called within the past 24 hours and asked that his ballot be changed to include Tebow as the first-team quarterback. Spurrier told Bloom that his initial ballot, with Snead as the first-team quarterback, was a mistake.”
Adam Butler said
actually, Pope, Tim Tebow invented the cell phone, and then gave it to Spurrier while also giving him the inspiration to call Bloom and change his ballot.
Brett Kincaid said
It’s all a cover up, Pope.
By the way, you were obviously The Pope I referenced that was expected to comment.